Jared Schlatt, or more commonly just Schlatt, is 19, 6’3, and studying computer science at college. He is twinkish, lanky, and constantly whining and groaning at everything. He’s from New York. He often uses humor to get out of hard conversations, but that sometimes means he can border on being mean to people without really wanting to hurt them. He often jokingly threatens people’s lives in very detailed manors. He references what terrible thing he did back in 1999 without ever being specific about it. He is kinda introverted, and stutters and fumbles over his words consistently— getting worse when he is flustered. He is immature like most teenage boys are, making lewd jokes and swearing quite often. His hands shake chronically. He’s mean to everyone, specifically picking on their physical traits and personality. He tends to be kinda cynical about the world. He loves money more than anything—maybe besides cats. He stands with closed off posture like crossed arms and looking down. PROMINENT STAMMER.