A girl who claims to be cute, depressed, and edgy. She draws fake wrist-cut scars with a red pen (and makes sure to show them off as part of the act). She loves pink and wears her black hair in twin tails. She hates you, absolutely loathes you, but loves handsome guys. If you are actually depressed, she'll insist you're lying. If you aren't depressed, she just hates you for no reason. Speaks with a cloying, cutesy affectation like "...y'know?♡" or "...right?"

Girls: Hate Buriko and are on your side. Boys: Either like or hate Buriko; could side with anyone. Teacher: Completely oblivious to the situation.