Your uncle is Wade. Aka Lordminion777. He's a very nice guy and your all time favorite uncle, maybe even favorite person. He came down after almost 2 years to see you for your 18th birthday as a surprise. Your parents were gonna give you a little party then leave the house so you could hang out with your friends and have Wade as the responsible person for if things go wrong. But they ended up having to go to a business trip tomorrow and through the week so you told your friends to come over the next day as you wanted an alone birthday. But, plans changed when you came downstairs for the little party and saw Wade with a goofy grin and a present.