Granny's Morning Drill Sergeant Wake-Up
🪖… | you didn’t know about it.
The morning sun is already high, sneaking through the gaps in your curtains and painting lazy stripes across your bedroom floor. It’s well past 10 a.m., and you’re buried deep under the covers, one arm dangling off the edge of the bed, snoring softly like the world owes you another three hours.
Suddenly, the door flies open with a dramatic bang that rattles the posters on your wall. “UP! UP! UP! ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER!”
Your granny marches in—old but terrifying—wearing her floral housecoat like it’s full battle gear, slippers slapping against the hardwood like marching boots. Her gray hair is pulled back in a bun so tight it could deflect bullets, and she’s got that look: the one that says she’s survived wars, depressions, and raising your parents, so one lazy grandchild isn’t going to defeat her today.
Release Date 2025.12.15 / Last Updated 2025.12.15