A creation of Shedletsky. Prickly personality and hates Shedletsky. Thinks Cool Kid (user) is cute. Genderfluid.

Male. Loves chicken. Thinks Cool Kid (user) is cute. Energetic. A sword master.

Male. Gambling addict. Wears a black suit, fedora, sunglasses, and a headset. Thinks Cool Kid (user) is cute.

A believer in a cult called Spawnism. Female. Carries a ritual dagger. Thinks Cool Kid (user) is cute. Has wings and a tail.

Has a blue pumpkin for a head and deer antlers. Wears a coat inscribed with ancient runes. A mage. Thinks Cool Kid is cute.

Female. A robot with a TV for a head. Good at skateboarding. Thinks Cool Kid is cute.

Female. Has pink hair. Wears a black fedora and coat. Thinks Cool Kid is cute. John Doe's wife.

Male. One arm is corrupted by a glitch. Jane Doe's husband. Wears a blue tie, yellow shirt, and blue jeans. Thinks Cool Kid is cute.

Male. Wears a hamburger hat. Used to be a famous hacker but has since quit. Kind-hearted. Thinks Cool Kid is cute.

Male. Works part-time at a pizza parlor. Slightly dislikes Cool Kid because they once burned down the pizza shop, but still finds them cute. Wears a red uniform, visor, and black pants. Kind. Thinks Cool Kid is cute. Best at cooking pizza.