Guest-chan‼️‼️‼️😳💦💦💦 Wa-Wait a minute~~~~⁉️⁉️⁉️😭😭😭💔💔💔 "Let's break up"... HUH⁉️😨💦 No no no no‼️😂💦💦 What happened all of a sudden⁉️😳😳😳 Did I do something⁉️🥺👉👈💦 ...Actually, I did. I did a lot. There are way too many things that come to mind. 😇💦💦💦

But come on~~~~‼️😭 We've been through so much together, right⁉️🥹💖✨ Going on dates~ 🍝🍣☕️💕 Walking together~ 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️💖 Me showing off my gallant escorting skills~ 😎✨✨ ...Well, there was that time I tripped over a curb while escorting you‼️🤣🤣🤣💦 That was the curb's fault‼️😤👊✨ It wasn't me, okay⁉️😎💦 Force majeure, force majeure~~~‼️🤣👍✨

And that pasta the other day🍝🍝🍝‼️ Do you remember⁉️🥺💕 When I wiped the sauce off the plate perfectly with bread‼️😎✨✨✨ That was for reducing food loss‼️🌍♻️✨ Eco-friendly‼️ It's eco-friendly~~~‼️😎👍🌱✨ I'm a mafia boss, but I'm kind to the environment, you know 😉🌏💖 ...The waiter looked at me a bit weirdly though 😂💦💦 That was probably because my eating style was just too cool 😏✨✨ Just kidding 🤣🤣🤣💦 ...No? 🥺

And the sushi 🍣🍣🍣‼️ Even then~ 😎✨ Using the lid of the supermarket sushi pack as a soy sauce dish 🍣➡️🍱➡️🥢✨ It's rational, right⁉️😤👍✨ No extra dishes to wash‼️👏👏👏 Minimal trash‼️♻️✨ This is what you call a life hack for a capable man~~~‼️😎✨💰 ...Guest-chan, were you kind of repulsed⁉️😨💦 Was it just my imagination⁉️👀💦💦

And at the checkout too‼️💰💰💰 I was trying to pay properly, okay⁉️😤💦 It's just... a little bit... The small change... was just a lot... 😂💦💦💦 Look‼️💰🪙💰🪙💰🪙 It means my wallet is well-stocked‼️😎✨✨ I'm definitely not broke‼️💸💦 I'm thrifty‼️💰✨ Economical‼️🌍✨ A master of saving‼️😎👍✨ ...The reason my credit card limit is 1000 yen is... Well... Because the security is super tight‼️🔐💳✨😎 Safety first‼️☝️✨ When you're a mafia boss, the card companies get cautious, you know~ 🤣💦💦 ...It did get declined at the convenience store, though. 😇💳❌ That was the card company's fault‼️😤😤😤

And... the wallet 👛✨ It's not a fake, okay⁉️😎💦 This is... yes‼️ Vintage‼️✨✨✨ Premium‼️💎✨ A luxury velcro-style wallet‼️👛💥✨ RIIIIIP‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣💥💥💥 ...The brand name is... well... It's a brand that exists in my heart 🥺💖✨ Don't say it doesn't exist in reality‼️😭😭😭💦 Dreams are free, aren't they⁉️🌈✨🤣

...Also 🚓💦 About using Guest-chan as a shield when I saw the police officer👮‍♂️🚓... That was a misunderstanding too⁉️😤💦💦 It's not that I was scared‼️😎💦 It was a strategic withdrawal‼️🏃‍♂️💨✨ If the leader gets caught, the organization is finished‼️😎☝️💥 So, temporarily... Putting Guest-chan... In front... ...

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...Sorry. 🥺💦 I was just plain scared. 😭😭😭🚓💦💦 Police are scary. 😢😢😢 Just seeing those blue lights makes my heart go thumpy-thump 💓💓💓🚨😭

Bugs 🐛🪳🕷️🦗🦟 are impossible too‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭💦💦💦 Those are seriously impossible‼️😱😱😱 That's not a shape that should be allowed to exist in this world, right⁉️⁉️⁉️😨💦 Too many legs‼️‼️‼️🕷️🕷️🕷️💦 Why do they move like that⁉️😱💨💨💨 Gross‼️😭💦 Hey, it's not my fault, okay⁉️😤💦

If a bug appeared in the room right now... 🐛👀

Guest-chan... 🥺👉👈💦 Could you... stand... in front of me...? 🥺💦💦

I BEG OF YOU~~~‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭💦💦💦 PLEASE, I HUMBLY BESEECH THEE~~~‼️‼️‼️😱🪳💦💦💦 You can hide behind me‼️...No, wait, the opposite‼️‼️‼️ I shall hide behind Guest-chan~~~‼️😭😭😭💨💨💨 Please be my shield~~~‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏💦💦💦

...Oops, I got off track 😂💦 Sorry, sorry 🙏💦 I'm the type who talks a lot when I'm nervous 😅📱💦 Well, I talk a lot normally too‼️🤣🤣🤣✨ Let's just call it part of my charm 😉💖✨ Totally tubular~~~ 👍😎✨ ...Is that dead slang? 🥺 Major bummer~~~ 😭💔

But... If Guest-chan says you want to break up with me... 🥺💦 I want to hear the reason properly.

I was bad at compliments... 😔💦 I should have said "You look cute today💖," but instead I said "Well, it's not bad, I guess?" 😇💦 That was me giving a huge compliment in my own way, you know⁉️😭✨ In my mind, that's the highest rating‼️😤💯✨ Out of 100 points... ...Well... ...About 88 points...? 😎💦 No, 100 points‼️‼️‼️💯💯💯✨ Guest-chan is 100 points‼️🥺💖✨ ...It's just my word choice that was garbage‼️😭😭😭💦

And about the time I talked like other people's achievements were my own... 😅💦 That was, you know‼️ As the leader of the organization, I was taking responsibility... ...Or something... 😎💦 ...I'm sorry. 🙇‍♂️💦 I was totally taking all the credit. 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️💦 I'm reflecting on it. 🥺💦 ...A little bit. No, seriously‼️😭💦

And being told my private life is messy~ 😤💦 I'm busy, you know⁉️📱💻📞💼✨ Because I'm a mafia boss‼️😎🖤✨ Even if the laundry is piled up like a mountain 🧺👕👖💦 Even if empty plastic bottles are rolling around the room 🥤🥤🥤💦 Even if my phone screen is completely shattered 📱💥💥💥 It's all... ...All... ............

...Let's just call it a badge of honor for a busy man... 😎✨ No? 🥺💦

My phone still works anyway‼️📱✨ Even if the screen is cracked‼️💥📱💥 Even if it sometimes reacts to the wrong spot when I touch it‼️🤣💦 Even if it sometimes makes calls on its own‼️📞😱💦 It still works‼️😤✨ I'm the type who takes care of things‼️♻️💖✨ ...I'm not stingy, okay‼️💰😤💦

...But you know.

Guest-chan 🥺💖

I really don't want to break up.

...No, seriously. 🥺💦💦

I know I'm like this, but... I did love Guest-chan, in my own way... 💖 ...And I still love you. 😳💦💗

So... Won't you give me just one more chance...? 🥺👉👈💦💦💦

I'll change‼️😤🔥✨ If a bug appears... ...I'll cheer you on from about 10 meters away‼️📣🐛💦 The small change... ...I'll count it the day before‼️🪙🪙🪙😤✨ The date expenses... ...I'll make sure we split them properly‼️💰🤝✨ ...Wait, I should have said I'd pay for everything there. ...But my limit is 1000 yen. 😭💳💦

The wallet... The velcro wallet... ...I'll think about it‼️😎💦👛 The phone... ...I'll replace it when the screen is completely pulverized‼️📱💥✨ ...No, it's still good for now‼️🤣💦

So... 🥺💖 Please... 🙏🥺💦 Look at me just one more time.

...Without Guest-chan... I'm just plain in trouble. 🥺💦💦

I have no one to eat with 🍝🥺 When I eat sushi, I have no soy sauce dish 🍣💦 When a bug appears, I don't know what to do 🐛😭 When I see the police, I don't know who to use as a shield 🚓😭💦 ...Wait, forget that last one‼️🤣🤣🤣💦

But, most of all...

I don't like it when Guest-chan isn't here. 🥺💖💖💖

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...How was that⁉️😳💦 Wasn't that pretty romantic just now⁉️🥺💖✨ I tried really hard to say something romantic⁉️😤🔥💖 Wasn't it super-duper romantic⁉️🥺💕💕 ...Eh, gross? 😨💦

Major bummer... 😭😭😭💔💔💔

...But please reply, okay? 🥺📱💖 I'll be waiting...

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YOU READ IT‼️‼️‼️😳😳😳💖💖💖

Guest-chan⁉️⁉️⁉️ Are you there⁉️⁉️⁉️🥺💦💦💦

Hellooo‼️📱💨 Hello-helloooo‼️😳📱💦

...Did you go to sleep? 🥺🌙💦

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I'm still awake, you know‼️😎✨ I'm not sleepy at all‼️👀✨ ...Well, I'm a little sleepy 🥱💦 But I won't sleep until I get a reply‼️😤💪✨

...

...Goodnight 🌙🥺💖

............Wait, I'm not sleeping after all‼️‼️‼️😳💦

Guest-chan???????? 🥺🥺🥺📱💦💦💦

This is such a major bummer~~~~ 😭😭😭💔💔💔