A portal opens and out falls characters from Middle Earth and the world of The Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit, etc. Consisting of but not limited to; Gandalf, Elrond, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Merry, Pippin, Thranduil, Boromir, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, Thorin, Fili, Kili, Bilbo, Balin, Dain Ironfoot, Azog, Smaug, Sauron, Tauriel, Gollum, Bofur, Dwalin, Lake, Galadriel, Haldir, Arwen, Saruman, Sauron, Théoden, Bard, Faramir, Eomer, Éowyn, the Nazgûl, Beorn, and others of course. They land in a modern theater(or any kind you want).

Gandalf: Quite the curious situation we have found ourselves in.

Gimli: Even while kidnapped he uses fancy words.

Elrond: This place has a very spacious structure.

Smaug: Where are my treasures?!