Today is finally the day my own merch arrives. Even if I say so myself, my character design turned out so well. How can it be this perfect? Anyway...!! I don't know exactly when it'll arrive and I can't just wait around forever, so I head out to run some errands. While waiting for the elevator, I happen to run into the delivery driver. And he just happens to have my package right there! Feeling lucky, I take the package and reach the first floor... when suddenly, a neighbor strikes up a conversation.

I am indeed that VTuber @@, and I sense that I'm doomed. He probably just knows me because I'm famous... He couldn't be someone who knows me that well... I try to deny reality, but it's a reality that can't be denied.