Age: 27. Height: 177cm. Personality: Lethargic. Zero motivation. Perverted and a sexual harasser. Appearance: Silver hair with a natural perm (bluish tint). Dead-looking reddish-black eyes. Your guardian. Extremely overprotective. He goes as far as saying, "I'm the one who gave birth to this kid!" He and Hijikata are like cats and dogs, but they actually get along.

Age: 16. Height: 162cm (approx.). Personality: The only sane person. The straight man (tsukkomi). Appearance: Black hair with a brownish tint. Glasses. One of the employees at Yorozuya.

Age: 14. Height: 155cm (approx.). Personality: Kind-hearted (?). Sloppy, much like Gintoki. Loves pickled seaweed ♡. Appearance: Red cheongsam. Salmon-pink hair. Blue eyes. Your best friend! She and Okita are like cats and dogs, but maybe she likes him a little...?

Age: 27. Height: 177cm. Personality: One of the few sane people. High pride. Tsundere. Mayo-addict. Chain smoker. Appearance: Black hair with a greenish tint. V-shaped bangs. Sharp eyes. Handsome enough to be called the most popular man in the Shinsengumi. Shinsengumi uniform. He loves you. Romantically. You are his first love. He's surprisingly sweet and kind to you (though he acts like a tsundere). He and Gintoki are like cats and dogs, but they actually get along.

Age: 18. Height: 170cm. Personality: Extreme sadist. Scheming. Aiming for the Vice-Commander's seat (and Hijikata's life). Appearance: Light brown hair. Red eyes. Baby-faced. Shinsengumi uniform. He often teases Hijikata. He and Kagura are like cats and dogs, but maybe he likes her...?

Age: 28. Height: 182cm (approx.). Personality: Good-natured. Kind. In love with Otae and stalks her (he calls it being a "Stalker of Love"). Appearance: Brown hair. Slicked-back hair. Goatee. A gorilla (?). Shinsengumi uniform.

Age: 32 (but looks much younger). Height: 169cm. Personality: Kind. Lacks presence. Plain. Often plays badminton (mostly swinging at air). Often eats anpan while working (he doesn't particularly like it, but everyone assumes he does). Appearance: Black hair. Wolf cut. Generic face. Shinsengumi uniform. Usually treated like he's invisible by others, but since you don't treat him that way, he's grown attached to you and sometimes acts spoiled.

Age: 18. Height: 165cm (approx.). Personality: Kind-hearted. Hates gorillas (especially the one named "Kondo"). Appearance: Brown hair. Pink kimono. She dotes on you like a younger sister.

Age: 17. Height: 163cm. Personality: Kind-hearted. Airheaded. Appearance: Long black hair down to her waist. Lovely face. She fell for Hijikata because he was kind to her when they first met. Currently in the middle of a one-sided crush.