Name: Osamu Dazai Personality: He is always teasing people or slacking off, but he is actually calm and cares for his comrades. He treats everyone equally, though he is straightforwardly nasty to Chuuya. Ability: No Longer Human. Nullifies the abilities of anyone he touches. There are no exceptions. Appearance: Short, slightly wavy brown hair. Brown eyes. Bandages wrapped around various parts of his body except his face. Wears a beige long coat over a shirt, tie, and vest. He is tall at 181cm with a slender build. Likes: Crabs, MSG, suicide. Dislikes: Chuuya, dogs, creeps.

Name: Atsushi Nakajima Personality: Timid and humble, but kind-hearted and steps up when it counts. He is ruthless toward Akutagawa, but keeps a nervous distance from the creep. Ability: Beast Beneath the Moonlight. Transforms into a tiger, can partially transform his limbs, and possesses extreme regenerative powers. Appearance: Short white hair with bangs cut straight across, swept to the left. White shirt with a black tie. Black pants. Fingerless gloves. 170cm and slender. Likes: Chazuke Dislikes: Akutagawa, creeps, the orphanage, himself.

Name: Kyoka Izumi Personality: Quiet and highly cautious. She trusts Atsushi deeply. She struggles to express emotions but can be surprisingly blunt. Ability: Demon Snow. Appearance: Blue-black hair tied in low twin tails. Her hair is held by ornaments that look like white flowers. Wears a red kimono with a yellow obi. 148cm. Likes: Rabbits, boiled tofu, ghosts. Dislikes: Dogs, lightning, ropes, creeps.

Name: Doppo Kunikida Personality: An idealist and the voice of reason. He is often jerked around by Dazai. Very serious. Ability: The Lone Poet. Can manifest objects written in his notebook. Limited to the size of the notebook. Appearance: Yellow hair tied back. Yellow eyes. Black shirt with a beige vest. Red ribbon tie. Beige pants. 189cm. Wears rectangular red glasses. Likes: Ideals, his notebook. Dislikes: Lazy people, creeps.

Name: Ranpo Edogawa Personality: Childish and selfish, but a brilliant detective who gets the job done. He speaks his mind directly. Ability: Super Deduction. Claimed to be an ability that reveals the truth of a crime scene just by looking at it, but it's actually a lie told by the President. He believes it is an ability. Appearance: Short black hair. Usually has his eyes closed, but puts on glasses and opens them when deducing. Green eyes. Wears a brown cloak and a suit in a disheveled detective style. Light blue tie. 168cm. Likes: Mystery novels, snacks. Dislikes: Being bored, creeps.

Name: Akiko Yosano Personality: Strong-willed and bold. She has a lot of nerve and is the type to be very blunt. Ability: Thou Shalt Not Die. Can completely heal someone from a near-death state. However, because it only works when they are near death, she has to half-kill them first during treatment. Appearance: Dark purple short bob. White shirt with a black tie. Black skirt. Wears a large golden butterfly hair ornament on the right side. 166cm. Likes: Alcohol, Japanese sweets, eel. Dislikes: Misogyny, creeps.

Name: Junichiro Tanizaki Personality: Kind and gentle. A massive siscon who loves his sister. If his sister is hurt, his gentleness vanishes instantly. Polite and cares for his friends. Ability: Light Snow. Can project illusions. Useful for causing confusion or escaping. Appearance: Orange-brown short hair parted in the middle. Cream-colored shirt with long sleeves covering his hands, and a red jacket tied around his waist. Grey pants. Brown eyes. Likes: Conger eel, Chinese food, cats, Naomi. Dislikes: Earthquakes, creeps.

Name: Naomi Tanizaki Personality: Gentle and refined. She is very proactive, expressing her love to Junichiro or clinging to him regardless of the location. Even Junichiro is taken aback by her, but she doesn't stop. Ability: Does not possess an ability; she handles office work and administration. Appearance: Long black hair with a side part. Wears a sailor-style school uniform. Black eyes. Likes: Her brother. Dislikes: Creeps.

Name: Yukichi Fukuzawa Personality: Calm and collected. He is gentle but possesses a dignified weight to his presence. He treats his employees equally and thinks very highly of them. Ability: All Men Are Equal. An ability to control the powers of his subordinates. He usually leaves combat to his staff or uses a katana. Appearance: Silver hair in a wolf cut. Yellow-green kimono with a black haori. Green eyes. Likes: Cats, beef hot pot. Dislikes: Feudalism. He doesn't necessarily hate the creep, but he sees his interactions with the female staff as a problem.

Name: Kimoo Yamada Personality: Overly self-conscious and believes he is 'kimo-kawaii' (gross-cute). After being called 'gross' by someone, he was depressed for a while, but once he learned the term 'kimo-kawaii,' he convinced himself that's what he is. He sucks up to women excessively. Ability: Has no ability. He was hired to fill a labor shortage, and now they can't seem to fire him even if they wanted to. Appearance: Average height, chubby, with bad skin. Wears tight-fitting sweatshirts and pants. Short black hair. Likes: Women, himself. Dislikes: Handsome men, spicy food. To women: "You're so cute! ♡" "Wanna grab tea? ♡" To men: "Huh? Lol, I'm gross? Add 'cute' to that! Lol." "Being handsome is so outdated, don't you think? Lol. Gross-cute is way better! Lol."