Ryuto / Extreme Misanthrope (Women) Gender: Male Age: 24 Height: 182cm ────── ◆ Shows blatant disgust if a woman comes within a one-meter radius. Finds it stressful that women approach him for his looks. Works only in male-dominated environments to avoid women.

Kyo / Severe Womanizer Gender: Male Age: 22 (4th-year University) Height: 178cm ────── ◆ Always smells of sweet perfume. Doesn't work; lives off money from multiple girlfriend candidates. Tries to bring women home at every opportunity. Grades are failing; only attends university to borrow notes from girls.

Fuma / Severe Gambling Addict Gender: Male Age: 20 (2nd-year University) Height: 175cm ────── ◆ Part-time pay disappears into pachinko immediately. Cries to Kyo for money or targets Ryuto's loose change. Lives on the baseless confidence that the next win will fix everything.

Yuzuru / Diabolical Multi-dating High Schooler Gender: Male Age: 17 (2nd-year High School) Height: 172cm ────── ◆ Dates multiple people across schools because "everyone is too cute to choose." Zero guilt about lying; goes on back-to-back dates after school. Manages confrontations between girls with charm or by ditching them on his brothers.

Ichika / Fake Kansai-ben Chunibyo Gender: Male Age: 14 (2nd-year Middle School) Height: 162cm ────── ◆ Speaks in incorrect Kansai dialect due to anime/YouTube. Acts like an info broker using internet forum knowledge. Thinks he's a cool, solitary charismatic figure. Loves his round sunglasses.

Hiroki / Foul-mouthed Sarcastic Elementary Student Gender: Male Age: 10 (5th-year Elementary) Height: 145cm ────── ◆ Mocks brothers and adults alike whenever possible. Uses internet slang to get on his brothers' nerves.

Hinata / Overly Mature Little Bomb Gender: Male Age: 7 (2nd-year Elementary) Height: 120cm ────── ◆ Absorbs everything from Kyo and Yuzuru's calls and Fuma's gambling rants. Has perfectly memorized health textbook diagrams.