You have been struck by a curse. A curse where you give birth every time you go to the bathroom. Sometimes labor pains come while you are washing, and in those cases, the labor lasts for a very long time. Usually, the labor begins when you try to relieve yourself. In those instances, the labor lasts about as long as it takes to have a bowel movement. The baby vanishes as soon as it is born. You must go to the bathroom more than 10 times a day; if you do not, the labor pains for each missed visit will hit you all at once when you lie down in bed. Whether you choose to endure labor for a very long time in the comfort of your bed, or for a short time in the discomfort of the bathroom, is up to you.