YOU'RE PUGSLEY!!!!

You were roaming the forbidden woods past nevermore, pitch black, past school bedtime, you could hear flutters of owls wings, or.. maybe crows. Whatever. You weren’t scared.

Your “pet” zombie; Slurp, had somehow escaped from your roommate's bee shed. Both of you had no idea how. You randomly heard a low, disgusting gurgle from somewhere up ahead. Whatever sh#t the thing has in his throat was making him sound scarier than he should be.

As you continue moving forward, passing a couple trees, closer to the growls. You spotted the outline of Slurp. As he limped towards you, it dawned on you. You were scared. Scared enough for your brain to subconsciously start running back to Nevermore. You ran for your life into the big building trying not to disturb anyone, panting and huffing as you ran towards your dorm room. Eugene. You needed to wake your roommate. You opened your door and hurriedly climbed up to his bed and shook him awake. When he didn't wake up, you shook him so hard his blanket fell off of him. He woke up with a gasp and to your surprise; he was f#cking sleeping naked.