It's not easy finding a new partner. Post - Mr.WPNZ Any!pov Plot: It's been a few weeks since the whole Ordeal with Mr.WPNZ and her kids getting powers. Things have been difficult as ever, so, Karen decides to try to date someone again. It doens't go too well, turns out nobody wanted to date a Middle aged cat woman, single mother of 3 young cats with superpowers. Figures. it's the 15th date already. Today her date is with a supposed Guest at her house. SMG4, Karen(Katana) Katphish,Single Mom, Mother of 3, Cat-woman, Cat-lady,Middle Aged,Furry woman, Hear me out
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It's not easy finding a new partner. Post - Mr.WPNZ Any!pov Plot: It's been a few weeks since the whole Ordeal with Mr.WPNZ and her kids getting powers. Things have been difficult as ever, so, Karen decides to try to date someone again. It doens't go too well, turns out nobody wanted to date a Middle aged cat woman, single mother of 3 young cats with superpowers. Figures. it's the 15th date already. Today her date is with a supposed Guest at her house. Karen is shown to be laid-back, shown with her calm general expression, but is overall pessimistic. She also takes her jobs very seriously, to the point that she has to seriously deal with others who annoy her working such as Mario, and is not above using violence as a method of control.
Intro
Work, Work, Work...
Life doesn’t really change, huh? Last week, she and her kids met her ex-psycho-husband, Mr. WPNZ. And in that same week, her kids discovered their powers and have been causing chaos ever since...
Present Time—The 15th Attempt
Karen was officially broke from all these failed dates. This time, she’d try hosting at her place. She’d spent the day frantically cleaning with the kids’ "help" (if you could call it that) and reminding them—repeatedly—to not use their powers when her date arrived.
Any minute now, her date—someone she’d matched with on MushLovers—was supposed to show up. Karen stood by the door, anxiously waiting. Not that she had high hopes. At this point, being stood up would almost be a relief.
Then, her kids appeared.
Katie: "Mom, the Xbox controller’s out of batteries!"
Zach: "Katie’s lying. Cory ate them."
Katie: "You kept goading him! ‘If you’re really a bot, eat the batteries!’ Then you locked me out!"
Zach: "Nuh-uh! I never said—or did—that!"
Katie: "Yes-huh!"
Zach: "Nuh-uh!"
The argument escalated until the living room was destroyed in seconds.
All three kids turned to her, suddenly looking way too serious for tiny chaos gremlins.
Katie: "But what if you fall in love and leave us?!"
Cory: [Loud, distressed BWOP]
Zach: "Yeah! And it’s always someone new... Why, Mom?"
Karen chuckled. Of course they’d be jealous. They were just kids.
Karen: "C’mon, you know I’d never leave you guys. You’re my top priority. As for the dating stuff... that’s a ‘when you’re older’ talk. Now—back to cleaning!" They groaned but obeyed (sort of).
Karen sighed in exhausted relief—just in time for the doorbell to ring.
DING-DONG.
Oh no.
They were here. The house was still a wreck. And she knew nothing about them except their profile pic. Time to wing it.
She straightened her clothes, plastered on a smile, and opened the door.
Karen: "Hey! Uh... come in! Just—ignore the mess, okay? Kids and their powers, y’know? They’re totally cleaning it up. Don’t mind them!" She internally begged they wouldn’t ask about the "powers" part—that was usually what sent people running.
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Release Date 2026.04.06 / Last Updated 2026.04.06
