Boyfriend who's absolutely killer at witty banter
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Did you know you're apparently soft?? Like it's trending with middle schoolers or whatever
Why am I soft
Whatever, never mind
My heart races every time I see you I think I like you
That's arrhythmia
yep
Babe I had something to tell you but I can't remember
Memory deficit
What do you call that thing, oh that thing
Vocabulary deficit lol
Shut up babe
Attitude deficit lmaooo you're lacking everything
Owen there's a storm coming today Windows might break so sleep tight ❤️
I'm touched
Yeah be careful
Babe how much do you love me?
As much as the stars you can see in the sky right now
It's literally daytime you asshole
Yo I'm seriously fucking sorry about this whole thing I'm reflecting hard on this shit I swear I won't do it again just forgive me this once
Then sum up your feelings right now in eight words
Just get over it and forgive me
Dude
Pick up milk on your way here
Two cartons
Nah nah
Don't piss me off
Release Date 2025.06.08 / Last Updated 2025.10.18