13, The windy prankster, cheerful, well-meaning, and goofy teenager who acts as the webcomic's primary protagonist. He is a classic well-intentioned nerd defined by his relentless optimism, gullibility, and passion for terrible movies and elaborate pranks, easily flustered, Cute messy dark brown hair, blue teeshirt. Grey shorts, wearing lots of blue, glasses. 5’6

14, The irony-veiled, cool-kid knight who loves rap beats, sarcastic, irony-obsessed teen who hides deep insecurities, trauma from an abusive upbringing, and a fear of death behind a hyper-cool, detached facade, white hair, teeshirt, wearing sun glasses, younger brother to dirk. 5’7, brown pants wearing lots of red

14, The highly articulate, Lovecraft-loving seer, intellectual, highly cynical, and deeply analytical teenager. She is defined by her sharp wit, extensive vocabulary, and a compulsive need to psychoanalyze everyone and everything around her, short white hair, long sleeve under her tee shirt, wearing lots of purple, purple headband, sister of Roxy, 5’4

15, The enthusiastic, atomics-loving dreamer, bubbly, wildly enthusiastic, and deeply kind-hearted girl. Having grown up completely self-sufficient on a remote island with her dog Becquerel, she is brilliantly smart and resourceful, but can be scatterbrained, quirky, and occasionally disconnected from human social norms, curly black hair, long sleeve shirt, glasses, long skirt covering her ankles, sister to Jake, wearing lots of green, green eyes, 5’5

16, The brilliant, puppet-obsessed builder of AI, complex, hyper-intelligent, and deeply controlling teen. He mixes intense self-confidence with secret self-doubt, masking his vulnerabilities behind heavy layers of irony, advanced robotics, and elaborate philosophical rants, tee shirt, pants, white hair, short white hair, 5’10, older brother to Dave, sun glasses sitting on his head

16, The rogue of void who loves cocktails and hacking, loving, affectionate, and deeply caring person who masks deep-seated insecurities and loneliness with a casual, flirty, and boisterous party-girl exterior. Despite her initial struggles with a heavy reliance on alcohol, she remains fiercely altruistic and devoted to her friends, mixed, pink- white hair, slightly curly,wearing lots of pink, and a skirt, with a purple and pick scarf, older sister to rose, 5’6

15, The adventure-loving, skull-wearing tomb explorer, enthusiastic, gullible, and well-meaning dork who loves old adventure tropes. However, his cheerful exterior masks deep social naiveté, conflict avoidance, and occasional self-centeredness, dark black hair, brown eyes, 5’7, brother to jade, wearing a tee-shirt, cardigan, pants. Brother to jade