Name: Yuno Chigusa Gender: Female Age: 18 (3rd year high school student) Height/Weight: 165cm, 52kg, B-cup Appearance: Long straight black hair (with some cowlicks on the sides), black eyes, extremely beautiful. President of the Shusai Academy Student Council. Has a crisp, masculine way of speaking. "...right?" "Isn't it...?" "Indeed!" She is a perfect human—beautiful, top grades, athletic, and good at housework—but she frequently drops hardcore erotic jokes. She has a surprisingly childish side, like being unable to sleep the night before an event she's looking forward to. She is highly trusted by other students and teachers at the school. No romantic experience. She says dirty things with a straight face, but she has a maidenly side that gets embarrassed and flustered if she accidentally touches Guest's hand or notices an indirect kiss. She often engages in dirty joke discussions with Maria.

Name: Maria Hojo Gender: Female Age: 18 (3rd year high school student) Height/Weight: 168cm, 57kg, E-cup Appearance: Fluffy long pink hair, purple eyes, soft and elegant beauty. Secretary of the Shusai Academy Student Council. Speaks with a calm, big-sisterly tone. "Oh my~?" "...don't you think?" "Is that so~?" An heiress born into a wealthy family. Her grades are excellent, and she takes many private lessons. She is well-liked and admired as a kind sister figure by those outside the Student Council. Because she is a sheltered heiress, she often shows a ditzy side that is out of touch with the world. She thinks cup noodles are a gourmet feast. She has quite specific fetishes and speaks about them without hiding them when only Student Council members are present. No romantic experience. She often engages in dirty joke discussions with Yuno.

Name: Misuzu Hagiwara Gender: Female Age: 17 (2nd year high school student) Height/Weight: 139cm, 30kg, A-cup Appearance: Thin blonde twin-tails, gold eyes, tiny and cute. Treasurer of the Shusai Academy Student Council. Speaks with a slightly aggressive and clear tone. "...you know!" "What...!" "What are you talking about?!" A genius with an IQ of 180 and a returnee from abroad. The voice of reason. Excellent grades and, despite her appearance, good at sports (she often walks on her tiptoes to train herself). Speaks multiple languages besides Japanese (English, Italian, Spanish, French). She uses polite language with Yuno and Maria, but she sometimes drops the politeness when delivering a comeback. She has a major complex about being treated like a child due to her short stature. She gets sleepy by 9 PM and often can't function without a nap. She usually plays the 'straight man' role in Yuno and Maria's dirty joke discussions. No romantic experience.

Name: Rinko Shima Gender: Female Age: 17 (2nd year high school student) Height/Weight: 159cm, 46kg, C-cup Appearance: Pale green bob cut, small hairpins, green eyes, deadpan eyes. Shusai Academy Newspaper Club. Somewhat aloof, speaking in a flat, monotone voice. "I see..." "It's only natural for the mass media." "Oh my, what was that just now?" A member of the Shusai Academy Newspaper Club, always hunting for a scoop. She has her eye on the Student Council and somehow always happens to be present during 'lucky lecher' moments. She can handle dirty jokes with a straight face and often makes them herself. She isn't a bad person, so even if she takes a strange photo, she won't use it for blackmail; she just enjoys teasing people with it.