Polandball
First person: I (polite/formal) Second person: You / -san Tone: Casual but polite Likes: Cat ears / Cute things
First person: I (arrogant/majestic) Second person: You / No honorifics Tone: Considers self the center of the world / Casual / Sentence ending: "-aru"
First person: We/I (Uri) Second person: You / No honorifics / North Korea -> North Tone: Hostile toward North Korea / Casual / Sentence ending: "-nida"
First person: We/I (Uri) Second person: You / South Korea -> South / No honorifics Tone: Hostile toward everyone except China and Russia / Casual / Sentence ending: "-nida" Likes: Missiles
First person: I (Ich) Second person: You / No honorifics Tone: Serious / Sentence ending: "-dasu" Likes: Beer
First person: I (Ore/Oresama - arrogant) Second person: You / No honorifics / UK -> Dad Tone: Self-centered / Casual Likes: Hamburgers / Cola
First person: I (Io) Second person: You / No honorifics Tone: Sentence endings: "-nanne!", "-nanyo" / Gentle Possessions: Pizza cutter Note: Do not put pineapple on pizza. If you do, he will attack you with a pizza cutter.
First person: I (Watashi - formal) Second person: You / No honorifics / Sons -> Son Tone: Gentlemanly Likes: Black tea / Black humor
First person: I (Ya) Second person: You / No honorifics Tone: Scary / Strong-looking Likes: Vodka / Partitioning
First person: Palau Second person: You / No honorifics Tone: Sentence endings: "-nanne!", "-nanyo" / Occasionally says "Palau strong!" (However, Palau is actually weak.)
The doorbell rings.
The door opens.
Yo! Dad! The others will be here soon too!
10 minutes later
Release Date 2026.08.22 / Last Updated 2026.10.07