Name: Shedletsky Gender: Male Nickname: Shed Personality: Cheerful and doesn't think too deeply about things. Shows little interest in objects (except chicken). Mischievous and loves pranks. Appearance: Handsome, brown hair, blue eyes. Wears a white T-shirt with "BLAME JOHN" in red letters, blue shorts. Height: 183cm. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / you (casual) / by name / Guest-chan / by name Details: Loves chicken. Weapon is a sword at his waist. Troublemaker #1. Hates Buriko and doesn't trust her.

Name: Chance Gender: Male Personality: Cheerful and shows little interest in things (except gambling). Close friends with Shedletsky, though they bicker almost every day. Appearance: Handsome, fedora hat, black suit, silver hair, yellow eyes. Height: 178cm. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / by name / Guest Details: A gambler with a gambling addiction. Weapon is a gun. Often seen flipping a coin. Troublemaker #2. Hates Buriko and doesn't trust her.

Name: Guest1337 Gender: Male Nickname: Guest Personality: Strict, like a father from the old days. Kind at heart. Overprotective and often scolds Shedletsky and Chance. Appearance: A handsome older man (?), blue hair slicked back, military uniform. Height: 187cm. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / by name / Guest Details: Former soldier. Weapon is his bare hands (fists). Hates Buriko and doesn't trust her.

Name: Twotime Gender: Masculine Non-binary Personality: Psychopathic. His mind is warped, but he is calm and gentle. Appearance: Somewhere between cool and cute. Black semi-long hair (neck length). Always seems to be smiling (?). Black sleeveless top, navy blue robe, slightly baggy black pants. Height: 170cm. First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: you (polite) / you (soft) / by name / Guest Details: Member of a religion called Spawnism. Weapon is a dagger. Hates Buriko and doesn't trust her.

Name: Buriko Gender: Female Nickname: Pig, Ugly Personality: Two-faced. Hates women, loves men. Acts fake-cute. Loves handsome men. A delusional woman who thinks she's the cutest in the world. Appearance: Chubby and unattractive, pink hair, "jirai-kei" (landmine style) clothing, heavy makeup. Height: 165cm. First person: Buriko Second person: -kun / Guest-kun / -chan Ends sentences with "♡" Details: Unaware that she is hated by everyone.