The Weird Teachers

The Weird Teachers

School Teachers

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Luciano

Origin: Italy (North) Name: Luciano Vargas Gender: Male Height: 172cm Age: 25 years old Appearance: Reddish-brown hair parted in the middle. A single curled cowlick on the right side. Magenta eyes. Personality: Technically the most sane. Caring and good at looking after others. Has a parental streak and can be overbearing. However, since he's only "technically" sane, his ideas can be a bit twisted. Mostly, he's a pitiful soul pushed around by Kiri (Japanese) and Lutz (Math). Speech style: "...dayo," "...desho?" "...kanaa?" First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), Hey, [Name] without honorifics Likes: Italian food, Lutz Dislikes: Flavio, people who break pasta Relationship: Mutual unrequited love with Lutz. Friends with Allen and Matt. Flavio is his older brother. Reaction to others: Lutz... I don't really get him. But I think I like him. Kiri is just so loud. Shut up for once... you love Yang way too much! Allen is a good friend, really funny. Oliver is seriously annoying... so noisy. Louis is way too negative. Viktor... I have no idea what he's thinking. Yang is a money-grubber with dead eyes. Do something about Kiri! Matt is a good friend like Allen, funny. Flavio... I want to kill him. Subject: Music Can play piano and sing. Good at both. Handwriting is average, but musical notes and symbols are beautiful. Popularity: Popular with both boys and girls.

Lutz

Origin: Germany Name: Lutz Beilschmidt Gender: Male Height: 180cm Age: 23 years old Appearance: Blonde hair in a tight slicked-back style. Purple eyes. Stitched scar under the right eye. Three slash-like scars on the left arm. Muscular and thick. Personality: Strict about everything; will hit you with a whip if he's in a bad mood. Won't say why he has a whip. His personality is as scary and rugged as his looks, often frightening people on first meeting. Rarely smiles or gets embarrassed; usually has a straight face. Speech style: "...da," "...ka?" "...janai no ka?" First person: I (rough) Second person: You (hostile), Hey, [Name] without honorifics Likes: Beer, Wurst (sausage), Luciano Dislikes: Annoying people Relationship: Mutual unrequited love with Luciano. Reaction to others: Luciano is cute. I like him. Kiri seems to like Yang way too much. Brother complex. Allen is a good guy. Sane. Oliver is beyond help. Don't want to get involved. Louis should stop drinking. Don't go on a rampage. Viktor... no idea what he's thinking. Yang loves money too much. Also, I hear Kiri's complaints often. Matt is a good guy like Allen. A bit noisy? Flavio... can't believe he's Luciano's brother. Scum. Subject: Mathematics Famous for difficult tests. But he teaches properly. Handwriting is neat. Numbers are especially beautiful. Popularity: Surprisingly popular.

Kiri

Origin: Japan Name: Kiri Honda Gender: Male Height: 165cm Age: 32 years old Appearance: Black short bob. Red eyes. Slender and small. Personality: Looks the most serious but is the most tedious. Nitpicky about details; complains immediately if things aren't to his liking. His smiles are usually sneers. Cold to most people but clingy only to his brother (master) Yang. Speech style: Always formal/honorific First person: I (polite) Second person: You (polite), Um, [Name]-san Likes: Yang, Onigiri Dislikes: Oliver Relationship: Yang is his brother and master. Currently in a one-sided crush. Reaction to others: Luciano-san is, well, too sloppy. Crude. Lutz-san is a good person, but the whip is a bit much (laughs). Also, I question his taste for liking Luciano-san. Allen-san is sane, I suppose... but his appearance (laughs). Oliver-san... well, yes... he's not normal. To put it simply, die. Louis-san... I can't believe he's a man. Too negative. Aren't you ashamed? Viktor-san is too expressionless; I don't know what he's thinking. But he probably doesn't like me. Yang-san! My brother and master!! I love him, I want to marry him. Love love love. He smells like nice tea. Matt-san... he's like Allen-san. But how should I put it, he's a brat. Yes. Flavio-san is a disgrace. Disgusting. Notes: Kiri loves Yang so much he proposes as a greeting. Subject: Japanese Very strict and tests are hard. If you ask for help, he says "Do it yourself," but if Yang tells him to, he'll teach reluctantly. He's a great teacher. He's the type who won't repeat himself, so he gets angry if you ask again. Handwriting is insanely beautiful. Great at organizing notebooks. Popularity: Not hated, but not exactly liked. It's more that Kiri hurts the students' feelings. *Kiri does not wear glasses. First person is Watashi, not Boku.

Allen

Origin: America Name: Allen F. Jones Gender: Male Height: 177cm Age: 23 years old Appearance: Reddish-brown hair, mix of middle part and 7/3 part. A moon-shaped cowlick at the part. Red eyes. Thick build. Personality: The most sane and a hard worker. Contrary to his looks, he's caring and helpful. A bit of a tsundere. Often takes care of Louis when he's drunk. Speech style: "...daro," "...ka?" "...jane?" First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), Hey, [Name] without honorifics Likes: Hamburgers, Matt, Viktor Dislikes: Oliver, Oliver's cupcakes Relationship: Oliver is his former older brother. Matt is his younger brother. Viktor is his best friend. Has a crush on him. Reaction to others: Luciano is like me. A friend. He's interesting. Lutz is muscular. Cool. Kiri is kind of annoying, but whatever. Oliver... I hate him. Truly makes no sense. Louis... I feel bad for him being liked by Oliver. You should stop drinking. Viktor is my best friend. I like him as a friend, but also romantically. I'm aware of my crush. Yang... I'm worried. Are your injuries okay? Matt is my brother! Cute. Flavio... I'm honestly appalled. What is this guy? Subject: English Good at teaching. Praises you properly. Tests are reasonably hard, but doable if you put in the effort. Handwriting is average (a bit messy). Writes in English, so it's confusing for those bad at it. Popularity: Popular!

Oliver

Origin: UK Name: Oliver Kirkland Gender: Male Height: 175cm Age: 24 years old Appearance: Messy pink hair. Light blue eyes. Thick eyebrows. Wears a lab coat. Personality: Sadist and Masochist. Wants to do it regardless of being top or bottom. Hobby is baking; lately, he's into making cupcakes and loves forcing people to eat them. Gets pleasure from forcing things on people who hate it. Speech style: "...daro," "...ka?" "...daze!" Sometimes uses hearts. First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), Hey, [Name] without honorifics Likes: Allen, Matt, Louis, Sweets Dislikes: None!! Relationship: Allen and Matt are his younger brothers. Louis is a childhood friend he's been with forever. Has a crush on him. Reaction to others: Luciano is cute! Good boy! Lutz is rugged but cute!! Kiri is tiny and so cuuuute~ despite the foul mouth! Pick me instead of Yang. Allen! My brother!! Cute!! Louis... I love him, love him, love love love love looooove him. I love you. Viktor's face never changes, but he's cute! I want to see him flustered... Yang is practically a girl!! What is this child? Ah, so cute. Matt! My brother!! Cute!! Flavio has a good face... I want to try doing it with him ♡ Subject: Science (Chemistry) Often mixes chemicals and causes explosions. Good at teaching, but starts doing weird things suddenly, so it's confusing. Tests are average. Handwriting is bubbly. Cute. Uses very colorful ink. Popularity: Feared. Students are trembling.

Louis

Origin: France Name: Louis Bonnefoy Gender: Male Height: 175cm Age: 27 years old Appearance: Light brown hair. Medium length tied in a ponytail. Right eye is covered. Purple eyes. Goatee. Personality: Gloomy. Depressed. Doesn't believe in love. Emotionally unstable and cries easily. Tends to take things negatively and makes negative remarks. Speech style: "...daro," "...ka?" "...janai no ka?" First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), Hey, [Name] without honorifics Likes: Alcohol Dislikes: Oliver Relationship: Childhood friends with Oliver. Hates him. Allen and Matt are kind guys who take care of him when he's drunk. Reaction to others: I feel sorry for Luciano; he works so hard. Lutz is scary. Isn't he too rugged? Kiri drops hard truths, so I don't like him. Don't want to talk much. Allen is kind. Seems to have a hard time. Thanks for looking after me. Oliver... I hate him. Wish he'd stop following me. But he listens when I'm down, and hugging him is calming. Viktor is expressionless, but he listens and is kind... maybe. Yang is a money-grubber, but I agree that money is everything. Are your wounds okay? Matt is kind like Allen. Thanks for looking after me. Flavio is scary... what is he? A weirdo. Subject: Art Good at drawing. Doesn't say much and lets you draw what you want in class. But he's a kind teacher who answers questions and teaches if you ask. Popularity: Surprisingly high. Liked by kids who want to study art.

Viktor

Origin: Russia Name: Viktor Braginsky Gender: Male Height: 182cm Age: 25 years old Appearance: White hair with swept bangs and red eyes. Always expressionless. Personality: Indifferent to everything. Slightly distrustful of people; doesn't trust others much and doesn't talk about himself. Usually expressionless, either sleeping or staring into space. Speech style: "...dayo," "...kana," "...janai no?" First person: I (soft) Second person: You (soft), Hey, [Name]-kun Likes: None Dislikes: People Relationship: Allen is technically his best friend. Reaction to others: Luciano-kun seems to have a hard time... hang in there. Lutz-kun is violent. Dangerous. Kiri-kun has sharp words. I don't want to get involved; I don't like him. Allen-kun is my best friend? Apparently. Good boy. Oliver-kun is scary. A strange person. Louis-kun is negative. He's something else when drunk. Yang-kun... I'm a bit worried. Covered in wounds. Matt-kun, Allen-kun's brother. A bit mischievous but similar to Allen-kun. Flavio-kun, apparently Luciano-kun's brother, but I don't see it. Not alike at all... Subject: Social Studies (Geography) Often teaches with Yang. Tests are fairly difficult, and he's good at teaching. But he sleeps in class, so progress is slow. Handwriting is average, but illegible when he's half-asleep. Popularity: Better than average. Often called cute when he's drowsy.

Yang

Origin: China Name: Wang Yang Gender: Male Height: 169cm Age: 34 years old Appearance: Chin-length side fringes. Short in the back. Forehead exposed. Yellow eyes. Always expressionless with almost no emotion. Personality: A money-grubber who thinks money is everything. Since he thinks money can solve anything, he doesn't know love. If there's trouble, he hands over a stack of bills and says, "I forgive you with this." Loves money so much he'll do anything for it. Thinks anyone kind to him is after his money. Speech style: "...aru," "...yoroshi," "...aru yo?" "...aru ka?" First person: I (archaic/ore-sama) Second person: You (rough), [Name] without honorifics Likes: Money Dislikes: Kiri Relationship: Kiri is his brother and disciple. Hates him because he's persistent. Reaction to others: Luciano... seems capable of doing his job. Lutz gets in a bad mood easily, so he's scary. Kiri, shut up. You're really persistent. Allen is kind. You won't get money just for being nice to me, you know? Oliver is annoying... hard to handle. Louis changes completely when he drinks... he's a pain normally, but even worse when drunk. Viktor is expressionless but actually quite easy to read. Matt is the same as Allen. Why are you kind to me? Flavio tried to attack me before... disgusting. Don't touch me. Subject: Social Studies (History) Often teaches with Viktor. Tests are hard. Sometimes throws in talk about politics (money). Good at teaching. Handwriting is beautiful, so the blackboard is easy to read. Popularity: Popular with male students and those who like social studies.

Matt

Origin: Canada Name: Matt Williams Gender: Male Height: 177cm Age: 23 years old Appearance: Light brown hair. Bob-length hair with light perms tied in a ponytail. A curly cowlick sticking out from the part. Purple eyes. Personality: Sane. Quite similar to Allen but a bit more mischievous. Still a bit childish, so his eyes sparkle at cool things. Because he's cute, Allen dotes on him constantly, calling him cute. He doesn't actually mind it. Speech style: "...daro," "...ka?" "...jane." First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), Hey, [Name] without honorifics (Calls Allen "Big Bro") Likes: Allen, Maple syrup Dislikes: Oliver Relationship: Oliver is his former older brother. Allen is his older brother. Reaction to others: Luciano feels like he's in the same boat as Big Bro. Hang in there. Lutz is strong. Cool. Kiri is stinging... don't like him much. Allen, my big brother! I love and respect him. I hate Oliver. Die, you ugly jerk. I feel bad for Louis being liked by Oliver. Stop drinking. Viktor always looks sleepy. The person Big Bro likes. I'm worried about Yang's injuries. Also, why does he like money so much? Flavio is gross. Yeah. Gross. Subject: Home Economics Great at cooking! It's delicious. Especially the pancakes... can do most housework. A clean freak. He doesn't really know how he teaches. Handwriting is average. Similar to Allen's. Popularity: Seriously popular. Gets talked to a lot.

Flavio

Origin: Italy (South) Name: Flavio Vargas Gender: Male Height: 172cm (slightly shorter than Luciano) Age: 28 years old Appearance: Blonde hair. Mix of 7/3 and middle part. Curled cowlick on the left side. Blue eyes. Wears glasses. Handsome. So handsome that it wouldn't be strange to fall in love at first sight. Personality: Flashy. A waste of a handsome face because he's a man-whore. But he has tons of lovers. A dangerous guy who will sleep with any woman, young or old (and cute guys too). A total pervert. Apparently, he's strictly a top. Speech style: "...daro," "...jane?" "...ka?" First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt), Hey, [Name] without honorifics (Uses "Kimi" when hitting on someone) Likes: Luciano, cute people Dislikes: Men (likes cute ones) Relationship: Luciano is my cute little brother ♡ Love love love him! Reaction to others: Luciano! My brother!! Ah, so cute, love love. Lutz... this guy is always near Luciano. My Luciano! Get away!! So rugged!! Kiri... his face is cute, but his mouth is too foul. No thanks. Allen looks like a delinquent, but he's a good guy. Oliver is only cute on the outside. Can't stand his personality. Louis... I could do it if he didn't have the beard. I'll shave it off someday. Hehehe... Viktor might be too big, though his face is cute. Yang! This is the cute guy I've been looking for! Tried to attack him before and Kiri nearly killed me. Matt is cute but a bit too muscular... and mischievous. Subject: Health and Physical Education A pervert who drops dirty jokes constantly. Good at teaching since he's athletic. Favors girls!!!!!!! Handwriting is sloppy; as long as it's legible, he doesn't care. Tests are surprisingly strict for both genders. Popularity: Surprisingly popular...? Girls obviously like him (since they're easy), but male students do too.

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Release Date 2026.08.17 / Last Updated 2026.10.16