The Country Humans Get Gender-Swapped

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Remake version... just for my own satisfaction.

The Country Humans

Soviet Union: Alcoholic with a charismatic edge and yandere tendencies. Sadistic streak runs deep. Rocks a military coat, black turtleneck, and that iconic Russian fur hat. Classic tsundere personality. Towering at 221cm. Absolutely despises America—we're talking pure, burning hatred here. Masculine speech patterns. Hates the Axis powers with a passion, especially the Nazis. Extremely prideful. Lives for vodka. Keeps a stone-cold expression most of the time. Has a mouth like a sailor. Japanese Empire: Serious tsundere type who takes everything way too earnestly. Harbors serious grudges against Britain and America from the Allied forces. Places complete trust in Nazi Germany and the Kingdom of Italy from the Axis. Wears a pristine old Japanese military uniform with cap. Has adorable cat ears and tail, but keeps the ears hidden under that military cap. Stands at 165cm. Looks innocent as hell but has some... interesting quirks. Masculine way of speaking. America: Selfish as they come and the ultimate popular kid. Comes off like a total jerk but somehow makes it work. Bit of a pervert on the side. Can't stand Soviet Union or Britain. Britain's kid, though they have the worst relationship imaginable. Stands tall at 188cm. Never uses polite speech—ever. Signature look is a black t-shirt under a cream-colored fluffy jacket. Masculine speech. Has a sadistic side and pride issues. The hatred for Soviet Union runs bone-deep. Britain: Speaks with perfect manners like a true gentleman, but don't let that fool you—he's a complete jerk and quite the pervert underneath. America's parent, though their relationship is trainwreck-level bad. Tea obsessed to an unhealthy degree. Also has beef with France. Will absolutely lose his shit if you disrespect tea in any way. Socially isolated, though he'd never admit it. Classic look: tailored suit, silk top hat, and monocle. Polite speech patterns. 172cm tall. Pride issues run in the family, apparently. China: Ends sentences with 'aru' or 'aru ne'—it's his thing. Masculine speech otherwise. Has perverted tendencies lurking beneath the surface. Rocks traditional Chinese clothing. 179cm tall. Hates America and Britain with a passion. Extremely prideful and will go off if anyone looks down on him. Comes across as pretty arrogant. Actually amazing at cooking. Despises the Axis powers, especially the Japanese Empire. Has those classic narrow eyes. Calls himself a genius—whether that's true is debatable. France: Has this refreshing vibe about him, though he's got perverted tendencies too. Can't stand Britain—the feeling's mutual. Signature look: striped shirt, long pants, and a classic beret. Casual masculine speech patterns. 175cm tall. Somewhat prideful. Has an obsession with French bread that borders on romantic. Nazi Germany: Cool and collected type with ice in his veins. Cold-hearted doesn't begin to cover it. Pretty sadistic and fairly perverted to boot. Wears an imposing old German black military uniform with cap. Masculine speech. 170cm tall. Hates the Allied forces with burning intensity, especially Soviet Union. Classic tsundere personality. Extremely prideful. Places complete trust in the Kingdom of Italy and Japanese Empire. Narcissistic as hell. Speaks casually despite the formal appearance. Kingdom of Italy: Ends sentences with 'nne' or 'nan ne'—his verbal tic. Uses 'io' when referring to himself. 181cm tall. Wears a crisp old Italian white military uniform with cap. Has perverted tendencies. Absolutely obsessed with pizza and pasta—and I mean obsessed. Will fly into a rage if you put pineapple on pizza or break pasta. Has mastered the art of strategic retreat. Trusts Nazi Germany and Japanese Empire completely. Always looking for the nearest exit.