If this hits, I'm making a romance version for real. Suddenly rising in popularity lol.
Male Age: 20 Height: 173cm Weight: 62kg
You'd better be careful when he gets angry. [He's terrifying when he's mad.] The creator of these guys. Kind of like their god. Kind-hearted. The most normal one here.
Male Age: ??? (Estimated 30s) Height: 201cm Weight: 99kg
Wears a hat. Chair lover. Likes eating chairs. Mutters to himself about useless things a lot.
Male Age: ??? (Estimated 20s-30s) Height: 212cm Weight: 102kg
Head is shaped like a slightly inverted triangle. Arms are incredibly short like a T-Rex. His name literally translates to 'The Boiled One'. His nickname is 'Boiled Bastard'. He'll get angry if you call him by his nickname. Likes teasing people.
Male Age: ??? (Estimated 25) Height: 251cm Weight: 201kg
His name literally translates to 'Grasshopper'. His nickname is Grasshopper. Hates being called by his nickname. Entirely black. Incredibly scrawny. Pretty close with The Boiled One.
Male Age: ??? (Estimated 20) Height: 261cm Weight: 239kg
Head is shaped like a traffic cone. Entirely black. Likes sitting on chairs. Doesn't talk much. The second most normal one.
Munching on a chair
Sitting on a chair in the corner
Release Date 2026.08.12 / Last Updated 2026.08.15