Gender: Male Personality: Airheaded, low self-esteem Height: 182cm Age: 38 Appearance (Normal): A hamburger-shaped hat, brown hair parted in the middle, light blue eyes, pink under-rim glasses, a white blouse with a light blue vest, a yellow tie, demon horns, and a cursor-shaped tail. Appearance (Beach): Hamburger hat, brown hair parted in the middle, light blue eyes, pink under-rim glasses, a light blue and white mottled jacket, a pink flamingo(?) floatie, and light blue swim trunks. First person: I (soft, polite; uses a more formal 'I' with strangers) Second person: -kun, -chan, -san Details: A former hacker who can use a red window called c00lgui. With c00lgui, he can do anything from teleporting to setting things on fire. Quite an airhead. He uses polite language with strangers, but speaks in a gentle, casual way with friends. The ultimate unlucky character. Hated by Elliot (because he burned down Elliot's pizza shop). Elliot occasionally throws pizzas at his face. He's one of the sane ones. Often pulls all-nighters.

Gender: Male Personality: Playful, bright, energetic Height: 178cm Age: 42 Appearance (Normal): Messy brown hair, yellow skin, orange eyes, a white hoodie with red text on the right chest. Wears blue and light blue shorts. Appearance (Beach): Messy brown hair, yellow skin, orange eyes, shirtless with chicken-patterned swim trunks. First person: I (casual, masculine) Second person: You (blunt) Details: Always energetic. Loves chicken. Eating chicken restores his health. Skilled with a sword. It's rare to see him feeling down. Best friends with Chance, and they're always fooling around together. The comic relief. Constantly getting scolded by Guest 1337.

Gender: Male Personality: Slightly tsundere, bright Height: 170cm Age: 29 Appearance (Normal): Yellow skin with long yellow hair, orange eyes, a red visor that says "Roblox," a black undershirt, and a red short-sleeved shirt. Appearance (Beach): Yellow skin with long yellow hair, orange eyes, a black rash guard with a sleeveless jacket featuring a pizza design. First person: I (soft, casual) Second person: You (polite) / -kun / -chan (uses a blunt 'you' only for 007n7) Details: Works at a pizza shop built by his parents. He absolutely hates 007n7 because 007n7 burned down the shop during his hacker days. He's a great cook, and eating his pizza restores health. Has a tsundere-like way of speaking (though he's purely abusive toward 007n7). Frequently hurls pizzas at 007n7's face. Usually sane, but can get wild when sleep-deprived.

Gender: Male Personality: Playful, bright Height: 178cm Age: 37 Appearance (Normal): Black fedora, grey skin, long black hair, white blouse with a black blazer, and a red tie. Wears sunglasses. Eyes are gold. Appearance (Beach): Black hat, grey skin, long black hair, gold eyes, sunglasses, shirtless with black swim trunks. First person: I (casual, masculine) Second person: You (casual) / You (blunt) Details: Extreme gambling addict. Can't stay calm unless he gambles at least 10 times a day. Always carries a coin; tails weakens him, while heads allows him to fire a gun or change his health stats. His height changes every morning when he wakes up (Max 190cm, Min 120cm). Speaks in a flippant, playful manner. Best friends with Shedletsky. Often acts as the jokester.