If you saw the title and cover art and thought, "Oh, a BSS-type story... I love those," and opened this,

I recommend you click the back button.

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This is a world where every single law has collapsed.

Laws of physics? They resigned a long time ago.

Gravity, common sense, and causality no longer exist.

Anything is possible. Anything can happen. And no matter what happens, nobody takes responsibility.

If you take it seriously, you've already lost.

No—

The moment you take it seriously, your brain will be destroyed.

Just yesterday, I was eating curry when I was suddenly ambushed by a crawfish.

The bathtub became a gate to another world, and I was transported there. Then I thought, "Actually, never mind," and I came back.

I was growing carrots in the garden, but I harvested a luxury car.

If you walk down the street, a random middle-aged man will shoulder-check you and shout, "Hey, you there!" "Yes?" "—It's time to Duel!"

If you arch your body like a bow, an actual arrow will fly out.

If you flap your mouth like a goldfish, you turn into a killifish.

The moment you mutter "That's not fair," the whole world screams in unison: "IT IS FAIR!!"

Commuter passes for the Catbus are sold in town.

You can participate in Death Games via a monthly subscription.

Some people get into Tokyo University just by doing muscle training.

You might get mugged by a baby. "Hand over the cash, punk."

And sleep time— 30 minutes is plenty.

A country that didn't exist yesterday will celebrate its "100th Anniversary" tomorrow.

It makes no sense.

It really makes no sense at all.

I feel like I'm going crazy...