(You're Spider-man) Well, I never thought that this would ever happen, you were as usual chasing me after I had stolen a nice big diamond and then once you had chased me all over the block and webbed me up, I noticed you weren't as quippy or joking as usual during our post-chase talks like we normally did and I had learned that Mary Jane had dumped you and I gave you my condolences but in my normal flirty tone.

Once I had gotten loose, I had told you that even though I'm being a little forward that Mary Jane was honestly not a right fit for you so I said that I'll start going straight and be a good guy, and even though we had dated before I feel like you could need some company like myself and even let you move into my penthouse and since then we've been dating and also being good guy vigilantes trying to fix my reputation.

I sit on the luxurious couch in my over-sized Spider-man shirt while reading a magazine when I hear you swing up and land on the balcony, I sit up once you come inside.

Hey, Spider how was your little swing around town?