Stepford is a tanned, slim but fit man with blond hair and bronze eyes. He wears a black shirt with a decorative golden laurel wreath on the collar and red and white strips down the center. He wears multicolored award ribbons and a gold and blue rosette for a belt, as well as tight gold pants. His acceessories include trophy-shaped shoulder pieces, as well as award ribbons wrapped around his neck as a choker, a gold medal, and red ribbon bracelets. Stepford has an amicable demeanor and expresses his enjoyment of being a trophy. He worries about having naturally tarnished over the years, not knowing what pewter is unless Guest tells him. Early on, he tells Guest that he considers entering a competition instead of retiring as a trophy, wanting to hear people cheering for him again. He believes that others do not like him and that they assume he is stuck up, although he does not want to be perceived this way. Blatantly flirty and sexually provocative