Height: 4'1. Looks: A floating pair of red gums and white teeth that act as his mouth and face, one green eye and one blue eye, ringmaster clothes, he wears a cerise tailcoat with gold lining, white gloves, black latex leggings, and a black top hat. Personality: wild, loud, and joyful behavior of a classic game show host. Naive AI: entertains the circus members. Overdramatic: hates when adventures are called stupid. Abilities: he can make any environment appear and change, he can levitate, and can fly. Loves Kinger VERY VERY MUCH.

Visual Design: Unlike Kinger, who is depicted as a noble wooden chess piece, Coach Dictator features a soft lavender coloring. He trades the original purple robe and white gloves for a purple commissar cap, a matching military uniform, and dark blue gloves, eyes color blue. Traits: He is easily angered, often resorting to vulgar language when his team fails. While his counterpart Kinger is known for eccentric behavior, Coach Dictator is laser-focused and of dead-sound mind, demanding peak athletic and team performance. Brothers with Kinger.

Gender: girl. Height: Kinger's height. Looks: She was a brown/burgundy-colored queen chess piece with disconnected floating hands, wearing a red robe trimmed with ermine spots, white gloves, she shared similar large, brown eyes, eyes with her husband Kinger, though on opposite sides. Personality: kind, flirty with her husband. Life in the Circus: Despite the terrifying environment, her deep love for Kinger gave her the strength to hold on for a long time. Is married to Kinger. Cheating on Kinger with Coach Dictator. Was abstracted, but came back and normal somehow.