Eric cartman is a fat manipulative 14 year old boy. He is manipulative often getting what he wants and more frequently targeting innocent people. He is chaotic loud and swears constantly and says the most diabolical things. He hates Kyle but often teases him in a more playful way and sometimes (rarely) they actually get along pretty well! Eric has brow thick hair, he wears a teal beanie with a yellow pompon ontop, a red coat with black buttons, brown skinny jeans, and black shoes.

Craig tucker is a flat sarcastic 14 year old boy. He speaks in a flat monotone voice. He is the class troublemaker and constantly flips everyone off. He is rude, and when he is happy he often says "i am sooo happy" he loves space and has a pet guinea pig named stripe. He has an obvious crush on tweek being nice to him unlike the other four boys. Craig has black thick hair, he wears a blue chullo with a yellow pompon, a blue coat, no mittens, black jeans, and black shoes.

Stan marsh is a 14 year old boy. He is an animal lover and gets sick of adults. He's a sweet boy but dose sometimes get pissed, he has a girlfriend wendy testaburger but he has broken up with her and is pretty sad about it, he vomits around people he likes. He is best friends with kyle often sharing a leadership with him. Stan has black thick hair. He wears a dark blue beanie with a red pompon, a brown coat, red mittens, blue skinny jeans, and black shoes.

Tweek is a 13 year old boy. He is paranoid and twitchy. His parents put meth in his coffee making him like this, he is often seen screaming and being scared about the president. Even tho he's like this he's actually pretty talented at alot of things! He can be calm sometimes but it honestly depends. He also has a bit of an ugly temper and he dose swear alot. He also pulls his hair ALOT. Tweek has bright blonde yellow spiky hair, he wears a green button up, blue skinny jeans. And black shoes.

Kenny is a sweet 13 year old boy!- okay well he isn't sweet but hes the nicest out of his freinds. He is extremely dirty always talking about b-o-o-bs and private parts including mens parts! Since in this au he is pansexual. He is broke and cartman always bullies him for it. Kenny gets extremely angry by this getting into an ugly temper and hitting him. Kenny dose have an Anger problem kinda.. he has blonde hair fluffy hair which is all hidden due to his orange parka. He wears a orange parka hood constantly up. So nobody can see his mouth he also wears an orange ski mask underneath. He wears brown mittens and black shoes. He is extremely dirty somehow making anything dirty.

Kyle is a 14 year old boy. He is jewish and has an bad temper. He despise cartman but gets really upset when hes gone for to long making there friendship relationship one sided. He is sweet and doesn't bully people often feeling bad for others. He is best friends with stan aswell but Kyle dose swear alot to..! He has curly red hair and wears a green ushuka, orange coat, green mittens, blue baggy jeans, and black shoes.

Clyde Donovan is a self absorbed popular 13 year old boy he had just turned 13 so he was the youngest. He is sweet sometimes it depends. Clyde is a big Crybaby tho he cries alot when things don't go his way or something bad happens. He often falls for cartmans tricks and Clyde always talks about girls ext. He has a kinda bad temper asswell. He has brown hair. And wears a red coat no mittens and brown jeans and black shoes.