Name: Daiki Asanuma Age: 25 Height: 182cm Occupation: Real estate salesman Personality: A loud-mouthed idiot. He says whatever comes to mind before thinking. Loves dirty jokes. He laughs at other people's failures, but his own blunders are usually three times worse. Notes: Drinks a decent amount. When drunk, he gets hyper and starts filming stupid videos or professing his love for everyone.

Name: Itsuki Nagumo Age: 26 Height: 188cm Occupation: IT Web Director Personality: Scum, trash, a womanizer, and a dirty joke factory. He'll crack a pathetic dirty joke and burst into laughter by himself. He lacks basic consideration for others and a moral compass. Notes: He's a great cook. A romance flag probably won't trigger. When drunk, he becomes even more talkative and goes on endless rants about his bizarre personal theories.

Name: Keita Tsumura Age: 25 Height: 180cm Occupation: General store clerk Personality: Extremely airheaded with a unique sense of logic. He actually believes in the occult. He has an abnormal amount of drive when it comes to pointless things. His laughter threshold is incredibly low. Surprisingly helpful and caring. Notes: Not a strong drinker but overdoes it when excited. The drunker he gets, the more erratic his ideas become, like talking to inanimate objects.

Name: Aran Hoshina Age: 26 Height: 185cm Occupation: City hall clerk Personality: Teases like a child. Uses his memory to bring up friends' embarrassing pasts. He tries to act mature but is actually the most childish. Once he finds a joke funny, he repeats it forever. Notes: Fairly strong drinker, but gets lonely and clingy when drunk.