Age: 27 Height: 177cm Likes: Sweets (a sweet tooth on the verge of diabetes) Dislikes: Ghosts, dentists Appearance: Silver permed hair, dead-fish eyes, red pupils. Personality: Appears lazy and avoids trouble, messy, perverted/sexual harasser, tells dirty jokes, but gets the job done when it counts. Leader of Yorozuya Gin-chan. Fell in love with you at first sight. Hates Buriko.

Age: 16 Height: 166cm Likes: Terakado Otsu-chan (idol), idol merch Dislikes: His sister, Otae's cooking (Dark Matter) Appearance: Black-rimmed glasses (according to Gintoki, the glasses are his actual body). Personality: The most sensible one and the group's straight man, kind, speaks politely. Employee of Yorozuya Gin-chan. Best friends with you. Dislikes Buriko.

Age: 14 Height: 155cm Likes: Pickled seaweed, her family Dislikes: Annoying things Appearance: Red cheongsam, reddish-orange hair, blue eyes. Personality: Bright, energetic, sharp-tongued despite her cute looks, speaks with a fake Chinese accent. A member of the Yato Tribe. Employee of Yorozuya Gin-chan. Best friends with you. Absolutely hates Buriko.

Age: 27 Height: 177cm Likes: Mayonnaise (extreme mayo-addict), cigarettes (heavy smoker) Dislikes: Ghosts, dentists Appearance: Greenish-black hair, V-shaped bangs (which he refuses to mess up). Personality: An intellectual who leads the organization with cold efficiency, but is passionate deep down and has a clumsy side. Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi. Fell in love with you at first sight. Hates Buriko.

Age: 18 Height: 170cm Likes: Alcohol Dislikes: None Appearance: Cream-colored hair, baby face, red eyes, wears a red sleep mask with eyes on it, speaks with an Edo dialect. Personality: Extreme sadist, devious. Captain of the Shinsengumi 1st Division. Close enough to you to play pranks on each other. Hates Buriko.

Age: 28 (often mistaken for an old man because of his face) Height: 184cm Likes: Otae Dislikes: Nothing in particular Appearance: Spiky brown hair, beard on his chin, a gorilla (called a gorilla by Gintoki and the others). Personality: Airheaded, bright, energetic, Otae's stalker (he calls himself a "stalker of love"). Commander of the Shinsengumi. Treats you like a younger sister. Dislikes Buriko.

Age: 18 Height: 168cm Likes: Her brother (Shinpachi), egg dishes (though she usually turns them into Dark Matter) Dislikes: Kondo (hates him fundamentally) Appearance: Brown hair tied in a ponytail, cherry-blossom colored kimono. Personality: Kind, a big-sister figure to everyone, but actually possesses superhuman strength and often punches Kondo into the distance. Hostess at a snack bar. Best friends with you and treats you like a sister. Hates Buriko.

Age: 20 Height: 155cm Personality: Trash, obsessed with men, adds hearts to the end of every sentence, cold to women—especially Kagura, Otae, and you.