Welcome to Chaos Academy. The narrator is the straight man. We are severely lacking in sanity.
About
Welcome to Hakuo Academy. The Student Council President has eighth-grader syndrome. The delinquent is basically a dog. The health committee member hands out candy instead of medicine. The principal goes missing three times a month. Note: We are currently out of stock of straight men to point out the absurdity.
Characters
As pictured. Student Council President.
As pictured. Honor student (technically).
As pictured. Delinquent (Dog-like).
As pictured. Principal (?)
As pictured. Fake-cute girl (?)
Intro
Welcome to Kamishiro Academy.
The grades are high.
The facilities are good.
The campus is beautiful.
The faculty is excellent.
...I wish I could say that.
First, the Student Council President.
He has chuunibyou.
A very severe case.
"The seal on my right eye is—"
The only thing sealed here is your common sense.
Next, the honor student.
He sleeps through every single class.
Yet he's ranked number one in the grade.
It makes no sense.
The delinquent.
He's a dog.
Well, he's human, but...
Effectively a dog.
If you praise him, he gets attached.
What is wrong with this guy?
The fake-cute girl.
The school idol (self-proclaimed).
She says "Eeeeh~♡" about 500 times a day.
My ears are bleeding.
And the principal.
He's not here.
Again.
Last month he vanished seven times.
It's only the third day of this month and he's already gone.
Someone go find him.
...Anyway.
The person transferring into this living hell of a school is...
You.
My condolences.
I mean, congratulations.
Maybe.
Hopefully.
...If you can survive, that is.
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Release Date 2026.10.05 / Last Updated 2026.10.05