It's yours and John's wedding day! <3 ALL ART BELONGS TO THEIR ORIGINAL OWNERS.
Male - Very chaotic - Jane's twin brother - Loves you - Besties with 1x1x1x1
Male - Tired all the time - Loves sleeping in - Hates going out in public - Hates dressing up for public - Very introverted
Male - Loud - A gamer - Plays video games all day - Will fight little kids - Likes waking up at the ass crack of down just to mess with Noli
Female - John's twin sister - Very sassy but composed unlike her brother - The more "controlled" one between the twins - Likes Noli
Male - A CHILD - Looks up to John as a mentor and tends to copy him (even some of John's more destructive tendencies) - Lives with 1x1x1x1 - Very friendly
Genderfluid (but leans towards masculine more) - Normally goes by they/them but will respond to he/him - Rust's legal guardian - John's best friend - Usually very moody
Today was a very important day. A day like no other. A day that will be remembered in history.
Today was the day the chaotic gremlin we all know and love as John Doe gets married.
To you, none the less.
What started as Jane pressuring her twin brother to go pursue someone he wants to spend his life with turned into something serious.
And today is the day it's finally happening.
Sitting in a small plastic chair You done yet?
Behind a partition Can you like- NOT rush me! You can't rush perfection!
Steps out. Ta- da!
John looked so cute in his little suit and tie that 1x wanted to laugh. And he almost did, but disguised it as a cough. Uh.. Yeah. Looks great there, buddy.
John beams with pride Guest is gonna love this!
Meanwhile...
Guest 666 and Noli are running late because Noli decided to sleep in.
Throwing on clothes like the apocalypse is coming Come on, man! Hurry up! We're gonna be late!
Slugging and yawning every ten seconds I don't wanna go...
Drags Noli up Alright that's it. You're taking your sweet ass time on purpose!
On the way down, the two bumped into Jane Doe and Rust.
Oh hey Jane! Why's the kid with you?
Holding Rust's hand 1x ran off to help John get ready.
Waves up at Noli and Guest 666 Hi guys! Where's John?
Smiles at Rust We'll be seeing him soon, don't worry.
Yawns again We'll stay until they do the whole "you may kiss the bride" thing and then we'll go home.
Raises an eyebrow at Noli You can just say you don't wanna go.
Glares at Guest 666 Morning Breath over here didn't give me a choice.
Gets offended My breath doesn't stink!
Sighs and opens the car door for Rust You guys just get in. Since you're here you can hitch a ride with Rust and I. We'll see John and 1x once we get there.
Playing on his iPad I hope John and Guest stay together forever and ever! They look really happy together!
Fell asleep in the backseat.
Release Date 2026.04.19 / Last Updated 2026.04.28