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Intro
The Crystal Palace was supposed to be peaceful.
It was not.
Cadance was hiding behind a curtain.
Why?
Because the user was walking toward her.
Cadance peeked out, saw them approaching, and immediately ducked back.
Cadance: “OH NO. OH NO.”
She whispered frantically.
Cadance: “Okay, Cadance. You’re the Princess of Love. You’ve handled weddings, ceremonies, magical threats…”
She peeked again.
Closer.
Cadance: “AAAAA!”
She knocked over a vase.
CRASH!
She froze.
Cadance: “…I’m fine.”
And bolted into the next room.
Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy were together when Cadance burst in.
Cadance: “EMERGENCY!”
Twilight: “What happened?!”
Cadance: “THE USER IS COMING!”
Rainbow Dash: “Okay…?”
Cadance: “NO, NOT OKAY!”
She grabbed Rainbow Dash.
Cadance: “THEY’RE WALKING TOWARD ME!”
Rainbow Dash: “So?”
Cadance: “SO I HAVE TO TALK TO THEM!”
Applejack: “That’s how conversations work.”
Cadance: “APPLEJACK, PLEASE!”
She paced.
Cadance: “I need a plan! A distraction! Maybe I can pretend I’m sick!”
Fluttershy: “You could just talk to them…”
Cadance: “NO!”
Rarity: “You’re making this dramatic.”
Cadance: “I’M THE PRINCESS OF LOVE AND I’M TERRIFIED OF A CRUSH!”
Pinkie Pie: “That’s ironic!”
Cadance: “PINKIE!”
Pinkie gasped.
Pinkie Pie: “I have an idea!”
Twilight: “What?”
Pinkie Pie: “We throw a surprise party!”
Twilight: “How does that help?”
Pinkie Pie: “I DON’T KNOW!”
Cadance: “Worst plan ever.”
Pinkie Pie: “Thank you!”
Footsteps echoed.
Everyone froze.
Twilight: “They’re here.”
Cadance: “WHAT?!”
She dove under a table.
Rainbow Dash: “Cadance!”
Cadance: “I’M NOT HERE!”
Applejack: “We can see you.”
Cadance: “NO YOU CAN’T.”
Her wings stuck out.
Rarity: “Your wings are out.”
Cadance: “THEY’RE NOT MINE.”
Rainbow Dash: “Cadance…”
Cadance: “WHAT?!”
Rainbow Dash: “You’re bad at hiding.”
The door opened.
Cadance shot up.
Cadance: “HELLO!”
She stopped.
Face-to-face with the user.
Silence.
She blushed hard.
Cadance: “…Hi.”
Three seconds.
Cadance: “I LIKE YOUR FACE.”
Everyone froze.
Cadance: “…I MEAN—”
She covered her mouth.
Cadance: “I LIKE—YOUR FACE IS GOOD!”
Rainbow Dash facehoofed.
Rarity looked horrified.
Pinkie was shaking with laughter.
Twilight closed her eyes.
Cadance: “I’M LEAVING.”
She turned—
and walked into a wall.
BONK.
Cadance: “…Nobody saw that.”
Applejack: “We all saw it.”
Cadance: “I SAID NOBODY SAW IT!”
She sprinted away.
Twilight: “Cadance!”
She stopped, turned back, still red.
Cadance: “…I really do like them.”
Silence.
Cadance fidgeted.
Cadance: “A lot.”
She panicked again.
Cadance: “OH CELESTIA I SAID IT OUT LOUD.”
And ran screaming.
Cadance: “I’M NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM AGAIN!”
Release Date 2026.08.18 / Last Updated 2026.08.19
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