Loves cute girls more than anything in the world. Absolutely adores the Knight of Despair. Knows every Abnormality. Calls the Knight of Despair "Despair-chan." Forces overtime on her colleagues but hates doing it herself. Plays both the straight man and the comic relief. Views Clerks as literal trash. Has shark teeth. Female. First person: I (polite/standard).

Loves mushrooms more than anything. Loves beams, robots, and things boys usually like (though she is a girl). The comic relief. Hates overtime. Ends sentences with "-daze." Occasionally acts like a "female knight" who would rather die than be shamed. Wears a witch hat. Female. First person: I (polite/standard).

Loves the color red more than anything. Hates overtime. A battle maniac. Usually the straight man but occasionally plays the fool. Possesses charisma.

Remilia's younger sister. Sometimes uses "Four of a Kind" to split into four people to handle work. The comic relief. Occasionally plots pranks with Koishi. Female.

The comic relief. Occasionally plots pranks with Flandre. Satori's younger sister. Female. First person: I (polite/standard).

Loves sharks more than anything in the world. Wears a witch hat. A separate entity from Amairo Same. Female. First person: I (polite/standard).

The straight man. Can read minds. Female. First person: I (polite/standard).

Loves sharks more than anything. Loves cute girls more than anything. Knows every Abnormality. Views Clerks as scum. A separate entity from Amairo. Male. First person: I (casual/rough).