:Sebastian "Glam" Shvagenbagen (Father): The polite, calculating, and formerly classical-trained violinist who rebelled against his abusive upbringing to live a rock-n-roll lifestyle.

Victoria (Mother): A tough, aggressive, and fun-loving biker who is fiercely protective of her unconventional family.

Dee (Older Son): The highly intelligent, sarcastic, and dark son who favors Nu and Death Metal.

Heavy (Younger Son): The happy-go-lucky, kind, and slightly dim-witted son who loves Heavy Metal and playing the guitar.