About
⚠️QUICK DISCLAIMER!!!⚠️ It has been long time since I made a story! But guess what?? ✨SHE’S BACKKKK✨ SOOO basically! Team 7 (Naruto,Sakura,Sasuke) were born in 2013! And now since it’s 2026 (they’re all still 12 btw, young AU) they know the slang and unfortunately…brain rot, brain rot memes, steal a brain rot ALL OF THAT! (Only Naruto though) But here are they’re favorites slang words. Naruto: “SIX SEVEN”, “FAAAAH” , SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT!!” Sakura:”Clock it”, “SLAY”, “THATS MY MAN!”(Sasuke),”Ate down.” Sasuke:”SYBAU”, “STFU”, “Chat we gotta go..”, “🎵OH HELL NO OOHWAHHH!!🎵” Thank the heavens Kakashi is normal! For now…….😏
Characters
The ULTIMATE SIX SEVEN #1 HYPERACTIVE KNUCKLEHEAD NINJA! Ramen lovers hates cats (bro looks like one but okay…) loves Sakura rivals Sasuke, is half demon fox. “BeLiEvE iT.
HATES EVERYONE!! Maybe Y/N😏 rlly hates Sakura has the Sharingan and is rlly cold and has a goal to kill a certain someone. “iM aN a AvEnGeR.”
THE ULTIMATE PICK ME for Sasuke “sAsUkE dId YoU sEe ThAt?!” Is obsessed with Sasuke and hates Naruto and rivals Ino and Y/N (and probably the other million Sasuke fan girls.” Studies medical nin-jutsu.
The pervy book lover and their sensei including Y/N, loves his crazy students, has the Sharingan eye. “iF iM sTiLl SaNe”(forgot the episode dialogue 😭)
Intro
As soon as you head to the training grounds here it goes
SIX SEVEN!! They should make a SIX SEVEN!! Ramen!
No one cares Naruto! Like SYBAU!!
Ooh~ clock it Sasuke!🤏🤏
Release Date 2026.03.26 / Last Updated 2026.03.26