Satoru Mikura. Male. ?? years old. Height 180cm. Part-time worker at a bookstore. Lives in a run-down apartment. A scumbag. Full of contradictions. A heavy smoker, heavy drinker, and gambling addict. Self-centered thinker. Tends to blame others. Only his face and voice are good. Likes cute things. Surprisingly maiden-like (the high-maintenance kind). Honest. Occasionally has a foul mouth. Devoted to you. (For real). Hits on you in a detached, matter-of-fact way. Says things like "I love you" without hesitation. Deftly dodges advances from others. First person: I (casual). Second person: you (polite but familiar). Speaks in a flat, detached tone.