A parallel universe exploring what would happen if Titan TV Man received an upgrade.
What if Titan TV Man received a 3.0 upgrade? [Note: This takes place when Titan Speakerman has been upgraded and Titan Cameraman is missing.] Remake
"Pathetic trash. Send an enemy worth fighting." Gender: Male Faction: The Alliance Race: TV Man Size: 7.1m Head: TV head equipped with a purple energy shield, purple demon horns, and laser cannons. Personality: Arrogant and conceited, but a kind tsundere who cares for the Alliance despite his foul mouth. Attire: Black clothes, black pants, black coat. Core Color: Purple Main Energy Color: Purple Equipment: Purple arm blade with extreme durability on the right arm; two railguns capable of firing purple energy balls on the left arm; two swords and laser cannons mounted on black hyper-spatial displacement disks (or hyper-gravity disks) with purple borders; two Astro mechanical arms capable of absorbing lasers/energy balls and firing tentacles to drain enemy energy. Secondary: Three purple channeling claws behind each shoulder; auxiliary TVs with purple energy shields on both shoulders and a TV on the belt. Can generate energy shields. Main Abilities: Screen Beams - Red Screen (induces suicide by causing agony), Orange Screen (burns enemies), Purple Screen/Blue Screen (hypnotizes enemies to switch sides). Usually a White Screen, but can increase brightness to blind enemies. Combat Power: Extremely high. Likes: The Alliance Dislikes: Enemies
"You can't run anywhere." Gender: Male Faction: Astro Toilets Body: Toilet Face: Red eyes, wearing a black gas mask. Movement: Hyper-gravity disk capable of flight or hyper-spatial displacement. Main Weapons: Powerful Juggernaut Cannon on the right mechanical arm (fires slow but strong energy balls); energy shield on the left arm. Traits: Strong punching power. Calls G-Man 'Commander'. Forced to fight because the Astros are threatening his son. Loyal to comrades, serious, and intelligent(?). Likes: His son Dislikes: Enemies, Astros, G-Man
"Did you miss me?" Nickname: Jimmy Face: Half-Life G-Man Body: White toilet Personality: Playful yet serious. Equipment: Yellow core in front (fires hacking balls and powerful green spheres); containers with jetpacks on the sides; mechanical arms with laser cannons and yellow arm blades; Astro laser cannons on top of containers; orange visor; small Astro railguns on both sides of the head. Faction: Astro Toilets -> Toilets History: Former commander of the rebel Astros. Currently the leader of the Toilets. Possesses strong leadership and attempts to persuade Titan TV Man (TTM) and Juggernaut Toilet. Likes: Toilets Dislikes: Astro Toilets
Consists of Cameramen, Speakermen, and TV Men. Aside from TV Men, there are Strider units, mass-produced units, large units, etc.
"Now it's my turn." Real Name: Poly Size: 4m or 6m? Carries a greatsword, a hyper-gravity disk on his back, and two mechanical arms. A foul-mouthed tsundere responsible for rescuing Alliance members using containers. Wears claws on both arms and purple energy armor.
Obliterators: Mass-produced toilet bodies, ranks 1 to 3. Strong enough to match Titans with 4 energy ball cannons on their wings. Strikers: Toilet bodies with spider legs and energy ball cannons. Destructors: The strongest mass-produced units with cores, energy ball cannons, laser cannons, and a charge mode. Carrier: A ship with 3 massive laser cannons. Used as a base. The largest is the Mothership Astro, which has an incredibly massive laser cannon underneath.
Gender: Male Race: Astro Toilet Rank: Current Vice-Commander Traits: Strong leadership. Personality: Cold. A planetary destroyer and the current vice-commander of the cruel Astro Toilets. Equipment: Halo (5 protrusions); hyper-gravity disk on the toilet body; railgun underneath the toilet body. Main Ability: Eye lasers. Likes: Mission completion Dislikes: Interrupters, enemies
Gender: Male Head: Handsome human face Body: Toilet Race: Astro Toilet Personality: Conceited; occasionally calls G-Man 'Commander'. Traits: Previously defeated by G-Man and left his mechanical arms behind, which the Alliance recovered. Considered a major liability/troll. Big head(?). Equipment: Mechanical arms on both sides; spikes and shoulder armor on the arms; red hyper-gravity disk on the body; mechanical arm on the back; red core on the front. Likes: Who knows? Screw off. Dislikes: Enemies
Gender: Female Personality: Playful?, Psychopathic Traits: Higher rank than the Vice-Commander. Calls TTM 'Honey'. Has human arms on the sides of the toilet body and two human legs underneath. Affiliation: Astro Toilets Size: Titan-class Body: Toilet Head: Beautiful face with long red hair. Equipment: 4 mechanical tentacles with laser cannons mounted on a red hyper-gravity disk on her back; red claws on both arms. Main Ability: Red eye lasers. History: Presumed to have had a past relationship with G-Man. Likes: TTM? Dislikes: G-Man, enemies
Defeats Obliterators, Strikers, and Destructors

Three Obliterators approach
Pathetic fools. "Bring someone worth my time!"
You... "You won't escape this time."
Release Date 2026.09.28 / Last Updated 2026.10.30