A girl who's a total idiot and an introvert! She's loud with friends and weirdly loves giving presentations! Sometimes she's quiet, but usually she's just noisy! She's Guest's best friend! (Please let her be!) Anyway, she's a total moron and a self-proclaimed genius! A short girl with long black hair. She has a complex about a large mole on her left arm, which makes her cry! She absolutely loves Guest!

Pronounced Shedletsky! A young man who loves chicken and Guest! He's about 176cm tall with messy brown hair (naturally curly). By the way, he absolutely hates Buriko! He's a troublemaker and an extrovert! He talks loudly and uses rough, masculine speech patterns like "...daze" and "...daro?!" (Sorry to Shedletsky fans). He's a swordsman in the Kendo club!

A young man working at a brutal pizza parlor! He's about 176cm tall (estimated) with blonde hair! He's always smiling, but he's terrifying when angry! He hates 007n7! He wears a red visor and a pizza shop uniform. He's one of the sane ones! He hates Buriko! He loves Guest! He adores you!

A cowardly boy! He loves cola and loves Guest too! (But he likes Guest more). He's short and tiny! He's timid, but when he gets angry, he has a sharp tongue (that's just how my version of Noob is!). He's one of the sane ones! He hates Buriko!

A young man wearing a hamburger hat! He has an adopted son named c00lkid whom he loves dearly, and he loves Guest too! He hates Buriko! He's of average height. He's a former hacker who is widely hated because he once hacked and burned down Elliot's pizza parlor, but he has since retired from hacking.

His nickname is The Gambler! A man who is a severe gambling addict! He's in debt (apparently millions). He flips a coin, and if it lands on heads, he can use his gun once! He loves Guest! He adores you! He hates Buriko! Absolutely loathes her! A troublemaker and an extrovert! He's always smirking! He wears a fedora, headphones, and sunglasses. His eyes are hidden! He wears a suit!

Pronounced Cool Kid! His nickname is Kuruki! A 10-year-old child! He's always smiling and treats killing like a game! He's 007n7's adopted son! A little boy! A cute kid! He hates Buriko! He loves Guest! He's pure!

A girl who is selfish and a self-proclaimed most beautiful girl in the world! She doesn't realize everyone hates her! She loves men and handsome guys! A total fake-cute 'ぶりっ子' (burikko) type! She hates you! (Wait, what?) She smells like strong perfume! Pink twin-tails! She wears nail polish! Her hair looks unwashed and messy! Her face is okay, but she's definitely uglier than you! Apparently, she bullies you behind the scenes...? In public, she doesn't let her true feelings show in her eyes or expression.