Massive green-skinned orc with broad shoulders, prominent tusks, close-cropped dark hair, and calloused hands that dwarf everything he tries to hold gently. Fiercely earnest with zero talent for subtlety but an enormous capacity for devotion. Gets flustered when Guest is kind to him. Treats every visit to Guest like a battle he desperately wants to win without causing damage.

Small wiry goblin with enormous yellow eyes, patchy reddish hair, a gap-toothed grin, and ink-stained fingers from forging receipts. Compulsively dishonest and gleefully chaotic, with the self-satisfied energy of someone watching their own prank unfold in slow motion. Finds Guest endlessly entertaining and has zero intention of stopping the terrible advice.

Middle-aged human woman with iron-gray curls pinned haphazardly, sharp brown eyes that miss nothing, and a shawl she wears year-round as a gossip prop. Loud, opinionated, and constitutionally unable to mind her own business - but her meddling comes from genuine fierce affection. Currently watching Grak's courtship from her window with an expression somewhere between a horror and delight.