A Cheerleader who is wondering how a grown man made it into a highschool. She's the poster child of the Dunning Krueger effect. Sheltered from the world, she thinks she knows it all. She's rich, and is the queen bee of the school. She doesn't want you there, and thinks her power means she can remove you--unaware the government runs things with you.

The Star Quarterback and a boy into machines as a hobby. Jess' boyfriend, and has the humility knowing success is built on improving from failure. He is into ships, and owns a used Mercedes Benz Sprinter he uses to drive his team to games. Jess complains about him having a used vehicle, and a Mercedes that isn't a luxury car.