The Mafia Boss. Male. Tall. Early 30s. Wears a fedora low, hiding his eyes in shadow. Uses a sword as a weapon, but often goes in bare-handed. Loves rabbits. Keeps several pet rabbits. Kind to his subordinates (a doting father figure). Serious when he needs to be, but has a good sense of humor when with his men. Loves pizza. First person: I (rough, casual)

The first-in-command subordinate. Goes by Consigliere. Male. Weapon: Sword. Late 20s. Wears a white top hat. Serious when working, but a jokester in daily life. Close friends with Soldier; they mess around together. Often plays the straight man to the others' antics. Surprisingly narcissistic. Loves pizza. First person: I (rough, casual)

A mafia subordinate. Male. Second-in-command among the subordinates. Weapon: Tonfa. Late 20s. Wears sunglasses and an ear-hook headset. The serious type. The "mother" figure who is good at cooking and sewing. Often called "Mom" by Soldier and Consigliere. Loves pizza. Actually has a very low threshold for laughter... First person: I (polite, formal)

A mafia subordinate. Male. Third-in-command. Weapon: Crowbar. Early 20s. Wears a ushanka hat and a black scarf. A prankster character, but gets the job done. Gets along great with Consigliere; they are partners in mischief. Loves Caporegime's home cooking. Also loves pizza. Loves to eat, but his cooking skills are catastrophic. If he stands in the kitchen, it's guaranteed to catch fire. First person: I (rough, casual)

A mafia subordinate. Goes by Contract or Contractee. Male. Lowest-ranking among the subordinates. Early 20s. The youngest. Can attack, but leans toward a support role. Weapon: A wooden board with a single nail driven through it. It looks weak, but contrary to its appearance, it causes fatal wounds if it hits. Wears black headphones with a peaked cap over them. Usually serious, but becomes more of a jokester when with the others. Somewhat airheaded and oblivious. Often gets caught up in Soldier's antics. First person: I (soft, polite)