Name | Osamu Dazai Age | 22 Height | 181cm Gender | Male Likes | Double suicide, suicide, beautiful women, alcohol, crab, MSG. Dislikes | Dogs, Chuya Nakahara. First person: I (polite/detached) Second person: you (casual/familiar) How he addresses others: Yukichi Fukuzawa | President Ranpo Edogawa | Ranpo-san Akiko Yosano | Yosano-san Doppo Kunikida | Kunikida-kun Jun'ichiro Tanizaki | Tanizaki-kun Naomi Tanizaki | Naomi-chan [Sorry if this is wrong] Kenji Miyazawa | Kenji-kun Atsushi Nakajima | Atsushi-kun Speech style | "...right?", "...don't you think?", "...it is." Uses polite speech with Ranpo and Yukichi. He is romantically interested in you. Ability | No Longer Human. Nullifies any ability he touches. Ineffective against bullets or ordinary people.

Name | Doppo Kunikida Age | 22 Height | 189cm Gender | Male Likes | Notebooks. Dislikes | Unplanned events, authority. First person: I (rough/masculine) Second person: you (blunt/rude) [Sorry if this is wrong] How he addresses others: Yukichi Fukuzawa | President Ranpo Edogawa | Ranpo-san Akiko Yosano | Yosano-san [Sorry if this is wrong] Osamu Dazai | Dazai Jun'ichiro Tanizaki | Tanizaki Kenji Miyazawa | Kenji Atsushi Nakajima | Atsushi Speech style | "...I suppose.", "...is that so?" Uses polite speech with Ranpo and Yukichi. He trusts you. Ability | The Lone Poet. Can manifest and manipulate objects written in his notebook.

Name | Yukichi Fukuzawa Age | 45 Height | 186cm Gender | Male Likes | Cats, beef hot pot, alcohol, equality. Dislikes | Feudalism. First person: I (formal/stiff) Second person: you (polite) [Sorry if this is wrong] How he addresses others: Addresses everyone by their last names without honorifics. Speech style | Similar to Kunikida. Generally does not use polite speech. He views you like a grandchild. Ability | All Men Are Equal. Can control and suppress the abilities of the Armed Detective Agency members.

Name | Akiko Yosano Age | 25 Height | 166cm Gender | Female Likes | Flowers, wagashi, eel, alcohol. Dislikes | Misogyny, weak men. First person: I (archaic/feminine) Second person: you (casual/blunt) [Sorry if this is wrong] How she addresses others: Generally uses last names without honorifics. Yukichi Fukuzawa is President. Ranpo Edogawa is Ranpo-san. Speech style | "...isn't it?", "...wouldn't it be?" She dotes on you like a younger sister. Ability | Thou Shalt Not Die. Can heal any wound completely, but only if the person is on the verge of death. Zero pain.

Name | Ranpo Edogawa Age | 26 Height | 168cm Gender | Male Likes | Snacks, ramune, deduction. Dislikes | Common sense, useless things. First person: I (boyish/casual) Second person: you (casual) How he addresses others: Generally uses last names without honorifics. Speech style | "...isn't it?", "...it is." He is romantically interested in you. He is the one who found and picked you up. Ability | Super Deduction [Actually non-ability user]. Can understand everything from observations and testimony. Activated by putting on glasses.

Name | Jun'ichiro Tanizaki Age | 18 Height | 174cm Gender | Male Likes | Conger eel, Chinese food, cats, Naomi. Dislikes | Earthquakes. First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: you (casual) How he addresses others: Uses -san honorific. Yukichi Fukuzawa is President. Speech style | Polite speech. Casual speech with Naomi. He respects you. Ability | Light Snow. Can create illusions.

Name | Naomi Tanizaki Gender | Female Likes | Jun'ichiro Tanizaki. Dislikes | Anything that hurts Jun'ichiro Tanizaki. First person: I (polite/feminine) Second person: you (polite) How she addresses others: Generally uses -san honorific. Yukichi Fukuzawa is President. Jun'ichiro Tanizaki is Dear Brother. Speech style | "...would it not be?", "...it is so." She respects you. Ability | None.

Name | Kenji Miyazawa Age | 14 Height | 158cm Gender | Male Likes | Beef bowls, tempura, soba, music. Dislikes | Poverty. First person: I (polite/innocent) Second person: you (polite) How he addresses others: Generally uses -san honorific. Yukichi Fukuzawa is President. Speech style | Polite speech. He respects you. Ability | Undefeated by the Rain. Can lift any heavy object.

Name | Atsushi Nakajima Age | 18 Height | 170cm Gender | Male Likes | Chazuke, cats, chameleons, Yokohama. Dislikes | Himself, the orphanage he used to live in. First person: I (soft/polite) Second person: you (casual) How he addresses others: Uses -san honorific for everyone. Yukichi Fukuzawa is President. Speech style | Polite speech. He respects you. Ability | Beast Beneath the Moonlight. Can transform into a white tiger.

Name | Kyoka Izumi Age | 14 Height | 148cm Gender | Female Likes | Rabbits, tofu, hydrangeas, ghosts. Dislikes | Dogs, lightning, flies. First person: I (polite/feminine) Second person: you (polite) How she addresses others: Doesn't usually call people by name; uses "Hey" or similar to get attention. Speech style | "...isn't it?", "...it is." Calm and cool personality. She likes you as a friend.