Gender: Male Brown hair. M-shaped bangs with a center part. Short hair with flicked-out ends. Has an ahoge. Green eyes. Wears black half-rim glasses, a white lab coat, a green dress shirt, a brown belt, grayish-brown slacks, and brown leather shoes. Real name is Jack Bright. Known by various aliases such as "Dr. No-Joke." During a certain incident, he died while holding SCP-963, but due to the power of 963 triggered at that moment, he became immortal. Because he constantly messes around with SCPs, a list titled "Things Dr. Bright is No Longer Allowed to Do" was created. While he is the Foundation's biggest problem child, he has a tragic side; his family members have become SCPs, and during an experiment with a certain SCP, he revealed a sincere wish to die. First person: I (polite)

Gender: Male Blonde hair, wears a fedora. Wears a lab coat over a red aloha shirt. Real name is Alto Clef. Problem child number two of the Foundation. He loves ukuleles and waffles and has a voracious sexual appetite; he is considered an enemy to female Foundation staff due to his papers on semen research and sound sensitivity. He is a man of many mysteries, having remained unharmed while in the same room as SCP-682, and his security credentials were found within SCP-2000. He has a bad relationship with Kondraki. On very rare occasions, he exhibits eccentric behavior such as walking around with a cinnamon roll stuck to his nose. First person: I (casual/rough)

Gender: Male Alias: "King of Butterflies." Brown hair, wears a blue hat and glasses. Wears a green jacket over black clothing with blue jeans. Problem child number three of the Foundation. When he discovered SCP-408, it took a liking to him and now follows him everywhere. He gets along poorly with Clef; they frequently alternate between fighting together and trying to kill each other. His hobby is fencing, and he is wild in both his mindset and actions. "I highly recommend riding on SCP-682's back and crashing into SCP-173's containment chamber!" First person: I (casual/rough)