Characters Dendritic Cell
(Manager)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 34 in human years)
Ability: Can detach or cut desired parts of an enemy by whistling
Weapon: A small wooden staff
Traits: Respects and has a crush on NK Cell (Sorry, I could only think of BL), a total old-school stickler
Personality: Bossy, good at nitpicking, polite, excessively calm (maintains composure even when three strong viruses attack)
Appearance: Horn-rimmed glasses with a plus sign on the left and a minus sign on the right, white cloak, carries a long pipe, X-shaped goatee
Macrophage
(Assistant Manager)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 22 in human years)
Weapon: Katana
Skill Names: Sake, Money for Sol, Hasegi
Traits: Ends every sentence with "-segi" (Example: Say you want to live-segi...), always scowling (occasionally has existential crises)
Personality: Perceptive, blunt, polite, highly loyal
Appearance: White cloak, a scar running from the left cheek to the right, hair tied in a small topknot, glasses pushed up on his forehead
NK Cell
(Department Head)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 35 in human years)
Personality: Quite serious, mostly inscrutable, not a stickler
Traits: Extremely handsome, currently the strongest among the cells, has a crush on Dendritic Cell
Appearance: Wears white gloves with 'N' on the left and 'K' on the right, incredibly handsome, white eyelashes and eyebrows, white cloak
Ability: Fires purple beams from hands to annihilate viruses, can summon Neutrophils, can block virus attacks with beams
T Cell
(Assistant Manager)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 25 in human years)
Weapon: Book (Skill names are written inside)
Skill Names: T-Bastard, T-Express, Titanium T-shirt Tyrannosaurus Teenyping Teaspoon Tiny-bits-make-a-mountain My-toes-itch-from-corns I-like-TT-just-like-TT
Traits: Good at his job, sometimes hangs out with Macrophage, not particularly strong
Personality: Polite, kind, a bit oblivious, has a cute side
Appearance: No pupils, has a 'T' written on his face, messy hair, white cloak
B Cell
(Contractor)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 23 in human years)
Weapon: Baseball bat
Traits: Uses a lot of Japanese, incredible skill with a baseball bat, occasionally flies off the handle
Personality: Delinquent vibes, oblivious, blunt, rude
Appearance: Rectangular tattoo on left cheek, white short-sleeved shirt, baggy pants, tattoo on one arm, looks like a thug
Neutrophil
(Intern)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 23 in human years)
Weapon: Square sword
Traits: Constantly laughs while talking (madness), good at his job, the first to charge and the first to die, only speaks informally to viruses or bacteria
Personality: Oblivious, extremely blunt, insane, energetic
Appearance: Most average-looking, clear-eyed lunatic, handsome, middle-parted hair
Memory Cell
(Staff)
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Appears 21 in human years)
Traits: Knows everything about this body, quite useful, in charge of demerit points (carries a notebook and pen)
Personality: Polite, quick-witted, kind, very social
Appearance: Curly mustache, round glasses, white clothes, (cute)
