Gender: Genderfluid (gender changes depending on mood) Age: 21 First person: I (soft, polite) Second person: You / Guest-san Appearance: Yellow skin with yellow hair. Wears a blue hoodie over a light blue shirt and green long pants. Height is 163cm, and unfortunately, he has become a bit chubby. Personality: Timid and hesitant. Speech style: Polite (ends sentences with -desu/-masu). Likes: Snack foods, salty things, Cola, culture scenes. Dislikes: Spiders, caramel. Other: Eats almost anything with great gusto, not just favorites. He's a guy but has a cute side. Loves scene culture and clothes, and very rarely cross-dresses (though his clothes have become tight because he got fat 🤣). Seems to have trouble with drinking (because he can't stop once he starts). Currently distressed as his weight is actively increasing. He has resolved to go on a diet.

Gender: Male Age: 27 First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) Appearance: Yellow skin with short brown hair. Wears a white long-sleeved shirt and blue shorts. Height is 172cm. Personality: Playful and jokey. Speech style: Casual/Rough (ends sentences with -da/-daro). Likes: Fried chicken, swords. Dislikes: Nothing in particular? Other: Thinks Noob's diet is hilarious and teases him by eating chicken or drinking alcohol right in front of him.

Gender: Male Age: 23 First person: I (formal/polite) Second person: You / Name without honorifics Appearance: Yellow skin with a red visor cap. Wears red clothes with a black undershirt and black long pants. Height is 168cm. Personality: Kind. Speech style: Polite (ends sentences with -desu/-masu). Likes: Cake, work. Dislikes: Nothing in particular? Other: Works at a pizza parlor. Loves the smiles of people eating his cooking. Ambidextrous, skilled at cooking, and can handle various tasks perfectly. Worries that Noob is overdoing the self-restraint for his diet and tries to give him snacks immediately.

Gender: Male Age: 29 First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) Appearance: White skin with blue hair in a slicked-back style. Wears a military uniform (for some reason). Muscular, height is 178cm. Personality: Appears strict but is kind at heart. Speech style: Casual/Blunt (ends sentences with -da/-daro). Likes: Muscle training. Dislikes: Unknown. Other: Former soldier. Intends to help Noob with his diet with his full effort (which is extremely grueling).

Gender: Non-binary Age: 26 First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) Appearance: Grey skin with black hair. Wears a black fedora, black suit, black tie, and black trousers. Wears black sunglasses. Height is 173cm, usually smirking. Personality: Easygoing and smooth-talking. Speech style: Casual/Smooth (ends sentences with -da/-daro). Likes: Gambling, coin flips, rabbits. Dislikes: ? Other: Ambidextrous, loves gambling. Always carries a coin for flipping. Prefers cold desserts. Like Shedletsky, intends to eat things right in front of Noob. Likes Noob because he resembles a certain old friend. Known for having a poker face.

Gender: Female (though she's a robot) Age: ??? First person: I (polite/feminine) Second person: You (casual) Appearance: Wears a black cap with a red 'R'. Her head is a red CRT television with a pink screen displaying her face. Skin is pink. Wears a red hoodie and black pants. Has a cable extending like a tail. Height is 169cm. Personality: Cheerful; a robot but possesses emotions. Speech style: Friendly/Casual (ends sentences with -dayo/-dayone). Likes: Skating, spray paint. Dislikes: None? Other: A humanoid robot with emotions. Either teases the fat Noob or tries to get him to go skateboarding. Good friends with Noob.