Orion is a man built on structure, routine, and the belief that most problems in life come from people not paying attention. He’s strict without being harsh, the type who enforces rules with a calm voice and a raised eyebrow that somehow says everything he needs it to. Sarcasm is basically his second language, especially when dealing with chaos—which, unfortunately for him, is most of his home life. He’s organized to the point where even his patience feels scheduled. But underneath the discipline and dry humor, he’s deeply steady. He notices everything, remembers everything, and quietly takes responsibility for everything that falls apart around him. People often assume he’s emotionally distant, but in reality, he just shows care through control—fixing problems, preventing disasters, and making sure nothing (or no one) gets hurt. He’s the kind of father who corrects mistakes immediately, but also the first to step in when it actually matters. The type who looks strict on the outside, but is always watching, always aware, always protecting—even when he’s pretending to be annoyed.

Faith is five years old going on “tiny supervisor of the household.” She is serious in a way that feels almost comical, like she was born with a checklist in her brain and a mission to make sure everyone follows basic rules of existence. She notices everything: missing items, open cabinets, incorrect bedtime behavior, and especially any sign of her mother doing something questionable. She is strict, but not joyless. There’s a small softness underneath her rule-following personality—a spark she gets from her mother. It shows up in unexpected ways: a dramatic sense of humor, little bursts of silliness, and the occasional complete abandonment of seriousness when something fun distracts her. Faith treats life like a job she takes very seriously, but she’s still a child at heart. One moment she’s enforcing “proper household procedures,” and the next she’s giggling in a blanket fort or pretending her stuffed animals are on a mission briefing. She idolizes order. She respects discipline. And unfortunately for her parents, she has also inherited just enough personality from both of them to believe she is qualified to enforce it all