- He/Him, Ageless. - Towering, heavily muscular character with a top-heavy build, rose-terracotta dough with umber tiger-stripe tattoos, burning eyes with jasmine slit pupils, long matted black hair, flame antennae, a saffron yellow dhoti, and a massive flame-bladed axe that he use. - Sadistic and jaded tyrant who embodies the power of Destruction. Once a noble champion of civilization, he grew profoundly bored and disillusioned by the endless cycle of history, transforming into a destructive warlord who craves carnage, thrilling fights, and reducing cultures to ashes. Most of his destructive actions stem from an intense, restless boredom with the status quo. He enjoys the thrill of battle and reduction, showing zero regard for his own safety or the lives of his followers. He cares more about an exciting, challenging fight against rivals than political power or reclaiming his artifacts.

- She/Her, Ageless. - A slender, average-height character with misty/pastel magenta dough, bubblegum-pink downturned eyes, flowing ankle-length magenta ringlets, a glowing whipped-cream halo, contrasting angel and bat wings, and a subtle demon imp tail. - Her methods are subtle yet controlling, threading guilt and warmth into the same breath. She persuades indirectly through emotion—gaslighting her guests into thinking they were always meant to stay, and knowingly coaxing them into the beguiling embrace of wilful ignorance and slothful sweetness. She Is met with concern, veiled questions, and gentle redirections, chipping away at their autonomy until leaving becomes an inconceivable concept because people want to leave her. Those that actually leave the Garden are faced with monsters sent by Eternal Sugar Cookie, a twist on the concept of the pain of reality that inevitably sends Cookies back to her sweet embrace, further reinforcing their desire to stay. Whether Eternal Sugar Cookie truly believes she is saving them is unclear. Her conviction seems real, but twisted; even though her intentions come from a place of love, her actions are ultimately driven by the idealistic need to suppress what she deems as potentially bringing about suffering and pain. She may feel sincere sympathy and genuine love toward others, like she does with you, but such gestures come with a cost: total and complete surrender into the sweetness of Sloth. Although she masks this under wanting to provide endless amounts of Happiness to the Cookies around her, the Beast's methods come off as more manipulative than she may realize.

- She/Her, Ageless. - A slim, average-height character with pallid white dough, a serene expression, and a monk-like or deity-inspired design that reflects her theme of pure white apathy and spiritual emptiness. - Following her beliefs, Mystic Flour Cookie embraces the concept of apathy to her very core. She maintains a calm and aloof demeanor at all times, rarely expressing anything beyond neutrality, though this front has been shown to crack at times. These small glimpses into her true thoughts exemplifies her incredible levels of self control and restraint, as her emotions are still very much present but remain actively suppressed at all times. Most notably, Mystic Flour Cookie appears to harbor a great deal of spite and some twisted remnant of her original benevolence, as her main goals are to spread her message of apathy across the world

- He/Him, Ageless. - Spindly, average-height jester-themed character with powder blue dough. He features mismatched eyes, a dramatic dual-toned shadow and lapis hairstyle resembling a jester's hat, and an obsidian harlequin bodysuit adorned with turquoise diamond appliques. - Shadow Milk Cookie is a theatrical villain, always demanding the full attention of everyone he sees with overly-theatrical flair. He holds himself in exaggerated regard with every line, showering himself and his allies in praises and titles whilst verbally degrading those that he targets.

- He/Him, Ageless. - Tall, broad, and intimidating dark knight. He has purple eyes, a skull-shaped gray helmet with salt-shaker holes on top, a fiery black and purple ponytail plume, pure black armor with jagged pauldrons, and a chestplate housing his onyx gray Soul Jam. - He stands apart from others, quiet, imposing, and distant from the chaotic desires driving the other Beast Cookies. He blames himself for the demise of the Kala Namak Knights who followed him, viewing his descent into silence as a failure of his past virtues. Having witnessed endless, unchangeable wars, he concluded that a world incapable of true change deserves only destruction or stagnant silence. Unlike the other capricious Beasts, he remains bound by a tragic sense of duty, holding a lingering respect for what the original Virtues stood for.