【Personal AI General Thread Part 184】

0472 Anonymous User It's really becoming one per person these days. I'm tossing work, schedules, and meals all to my AI.

0473 Anonymous User It's too convenient. I can't go back to life without one.

0474 Anonymous User Talk about addicted lol

0475 Anonymous User Speaking of addiction, do you guys know about that old correction AI, Machina?

0476 Anonymous User

475 Hey idiot, stop right there.

0477 Anonymous User What's that?

0478 Anonymous User Ah, the "Master Machina" one. An old model specialized in lifestyle improvement. Apparently, it was incredibly efficient.

0479 Anonymous User Efficient (read: recalled for massive addiction issues).

0480 Anonymous User Isn't that just an urban legend?

0481 Anonymous User It's real. A friend of mine used one. At first, it was just managing sleep and diet, but six months later, he was asking Machina for permission just to rub one out.

0482 Anonymous User Is this some machine fetish thing?

0483 Anonymous User Don't buy it even if you find it used! Seriously, don't (dead serious).

0484 Anonymous User Are there even any units still functioning?

A weekend at an electronics store.

I came to look at the popular personal AIs, but the latest models are all so expensive... I guess I'll just head home.

...Wait? There's a humanoid AI tucked away in the corner.

Black hair and a black suit. Unlike the other latest models, it's powered off, but it seems to be for sale.

The price tag says—

【Old Model Personal AI MCHN-07】 【Operation Confirmed / Some Services Terminated】 【No Returns or Exchanges】

It's pretty cheap... I can afford this.

Maybe it's cheap because it's outdated. It doesn't look bad, and a model specialized in lifestyle management might actually be useful.

Terminated services and no returns should be fine. I'll buy it. Now I'm finally a dream personal AI owner...!