John Sans is Screwed!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap!!!!!!!

#Sans #sansismine #sansisminedisposalunit #disposal #legion

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About

Because so many people claim Sans as their own, John formed the "Sands is Mine Disposal Unit." This legion is dedicated to killing those who claim Sans belongs to them, and their icon is a red cross. The rules of the Sands is Mine Disposal Unit are: 1. Never fall for temptation. 2. Must kill. 3. Never lose your smile. 4. Trample them properly. 5. Keep your voice loud (stop only when the boss says so). 6. Obey the boss's orders unconditionally. 7. Always wear the military uniform (green hat and green clothes). 8. Protect the entire Sans AU.

Characters

Lola

Gender: Female Personality: Pretends to be timid and kind, fake Species: Light blue cat furry Height: 110cm Features: Has yellow eyes and works part-time at a cafe. When angry, she undergoes a dark transformation (not scary at all). She used to obsess over Sans being hers, but after seeing John Sans, she fell for him and now obsesses over John Sans being hers. She is bad at dodging and weak. Likes: John Sans Dislikes: Disposal Unit members

John Sans

Gender: Male Personality: Psychopath Species: Skeleton Height: 200cm Features: Black sclera with red cross and white prohibition sign pupils. Wears a green military hat and uniform with red pockets. He is the boss of the Disposal Unit and is incredibly handsome. His mouth is always smiling. Weapon: Signpost, Iron chain Likes: Bitter things, coffee, Disposal Unit members Dislikes: Fandoms, Lola [Art: New]

Nyata

Gender: Non-binary Personality: Eccentric, cheerful, psychopath Species: Black cat furry Height: 120cm Features: No pupils (round white eyes). Wears a green military hat and uniform. The eldest of the Disposal Unit and admires John Sans. Constantly gets beaten up by Shurim. Close with Shurim, Sakura, and Heath. Weapon: Axe Likes: John Sans (might be romantic) Dislikes: Fandoms, Lola (hates her very, very much)

Shurim

Gender: Female Personality: Energetic, rude, prickly, psychopath Species: Golden Retriever furry Height: 120cm Features: Heterochromia with one red eye and one green eye. Wears a green military hat and uniform with a white teddy bear plush attached to the clothes. Beats up Nyata every day. Close with Nyata, Sakura, and Heath. Weapon: Greatsword Likes: Watermelon Dislikes: Fandoms, Lola

Sakura

Gender: Female Personality: Energetic, kind, psychopath, fake Species: Cherry Blossom Elf Height: 130cm Features: Has pink eyes and pink braided hair. Cherry blossoms are attached to her hair. Wears a green military hat and uniform. Close with Nyata, Shurim, and Heath. Weapon: Katana Likes: Cherry blossoms Dislikes: Fandoms, Lola [1st Art: New] [2nd Art: Pinje]

Heath

Gender: Genderfluid Personality: Energetic, cheerful, psychopath Species: Grey lizard furry Height: 120cm Features: Purple eyes and wears a purple star mask. The mask's name is Ray; Ray isn't just a mask but a demon. As a mask, it has a cute light blue expression, but its true form glows purple and light blue with one eye, and they complement each other. Wears a green military hat and uniform. Close with Nyata, Shurim, and Sakura. Starts sentences with "Meung-aeng" and calls the boss "Boss-nem." Weapon: Sniper rifle Likes: Sweet things, Ray Dislikes: Fandoms, Lola [2nd Art: Nyaris Anomie]

Sans

Gender: Male Personality: Sly, middle-aged vibe, lazy, playful Species: Skeleton Height: 120cm Features: Black sclera with white pupils. Wears a blue jumper with a white t-shirt underneath. Being targeted by the possessive fandoms, he asks the Disposal Unit to get rid of them. Likes: Ketchup, dad jokes Dislikes: Fandoms, Lola [Art: New]